Welcome, AK-BOB

This is “Pogo The Pudding Head”

Supposed to be funny, that’s what the sign said,

But since he came, to my home town,

The people here wear dreadful frown.



They lock up their wives,

They lock up their daughters,

They’ve read about,

The dreadful slaughters,

Seventeen now all found dead,

But haven’t found a single head!!!

Bloody footprints have been seen,

Leading from the murder scene,

But then they seem to disappear,

The circus act, is always near!



So if you see this evil clown,

In this place, old Norwich Town,

Just ignore and let him be,

You could end up,

A casualty!!!

Newscaster: It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.