NEWS FLASH!!! THE LATEST NEWS FROM ZOMBIE CENTRAL!#2

From some where in Barataria Bay.
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It is a very sad day that I report the Death of a very famous Celebrity .
Our best and most beloved friend, KERMIT THE FROG has died from
The Swine Flu Virus.

We down here on the Bayou have pretty damn good idea as to who gave to him.

When asked what did she think about Kermit's passing all she said was "Kermit Who?"
"Don't know any Toad Named Kermit, Robin has always been my main man!"

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File photo from toad suck press
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Evidence was later found that she did in fact Know Kermit and that she knew about her severe medical condition and did not bother to tell poor Kermit.
His body was found in a back lot by two associates who had work with him on the
Muppet Show. When asked for comment

"I hope the pig fries" said Waldorf. All Statler could say is " I can smell the bacon burning even as We speak""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An very unrepentant Miss Piggy was later hauled by the police.

About 15 minutes later there was a rush on BBQ sauce at the local Piggly Wiggly.

SOOOWIIIEEEE!!! We're gonna eat good tonight!!!
Kermit We'll miss you.
Gonza did ask if was okay to have cheezy fries with the oncoming BBQ.