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That's right the folks all the way across the world in the home of bratwurst and beer zombies have once again begun to rise, but this time humanity has a hero to protect them. and that man's name is Joerg Sprave. 

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the master of the homemade zombie killer and Macgyver of rubber is now making an original zombie movie staring who else but the new germinator himself. if your a fan of his YouTube channel like i am then you know this is the guy you want next to you on z-day. over the years he has brought us many wonderfully ingenuous ways to dispatch the undead. he's almost as big a zombie nerd as we are. and he has weaponized everything from paper airplanes to toilet blushes. their is nothing this man cant make a deadly wepon out of. and now after such a long wait we finally get to see our favorite weapons really bash some rotter skulls. the film is still in the devloupment stage and they need our help or more to point our Deutsche Marks. filming even a low budget movie still takes cold had cash so they have already begun filming a trailer as part of a crowd funding campaign. if you can spare a few bucks for our old buddy joerg. the world needs more zombie films and we need this brick shit house of genus in them. i leave you with a video from his YouTube account about the movie. so remember to give generously or else he'll kill you from half way around the world with nothing more then a toil plunger, two rubber bands and a paper clip. 

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That's one of the reasons why I do like living in TN...the police don't fuck with civilians if they know they have guns...Here in this little town, if the police come to your door and say something like that, they'll eat lead...But if it's in the middle of a damn SHTF scenario, hell they'll be putting guns in peoples hands...(LOL)

thats if and if you get cops or army guys in the case of martial law, that follow the book. you get one of oh to many crocked one you could be riding out the zpoc in cold had jail cell or holding facility. with that much craziness going on once your in don't expect to be getting out. i have no faith when ti comes to government and cops. I've been on the receiving end of a crocked cops bull shit. and I've seen what happens when the whole damn system is so corrupt. always expect the worst.

   I'm not to worried about martial law here. They tried to do that stupid shit back in the late 90's because of a series of tornadoes hit my town and a few surrounding little towns. They had some problems. Mostly where people were defending their homes and didn't care if you were Army green or a black hoodie, they shot first and asked "Who is it?" later...

   SO as for the National Guard around here enforcing martial law, they aint going to go against there family and friends...Hell the CO of the National guard facility here already said, He expects his troops to do their jobs, but if it came to doing their jobs or defending their families, they are to go protect their families. And he said he would never take the only protection some people have against the shit that happens during any kind of disaster....

   Which this CO is more about serving and protecting others more then the local cops. Hell, anyone who will spend an hour and a half answering and talking to 8 year old kids, even if the questions are all the same, if cool in my book...Plus he was raised we protect our own...So if Obama tries that shit of banning guns around here during martial law, that order will be like me being dared to piss on an electrical fence...NOT HAPPENING....

well your lucky

i hope your right there Jesse. about him being for the people. but just in case. you may want to hide some toys. reason being during times of war or martial law. any soldier that refuses a direct order can be shot where they stand. this has been a standing order since the development of military.

   Saint, I can see you love the hell out of this idea of using rubberbands as a back-up source for projectile weapons. I can see how this could become something someone would experiment with themselves to find out how it would benefit them.

   But you have remember my friend, that a lot of us can see some applications in the use of something like this, but as an everyday weapon, we still believe that our bows and arrows and our guns will still help more then a rubberband. As for our backup weapons, our clubs and blades will be second and then our homemade melee weapons will be in third place...

   If you feel this is another road you will want to try and travel, we'll back you. But you have to put up with some of us not siding with you on some weapons...It's what family is all about...(LOL)

i'm not knocking any of those things just trying to say don't look down on rubber. i love all those things too but ahh screw it i just like to argue about stuff like this lively discussions is what the Internets all about. i don't really care all that much for rubber. i just like to win ;D lol. still you gotta admit those armored vehicles are just dieing to be sprayed in zombie guts.

(LOL)

   It's cool dude. We all like to win arguments...(LOL)  To bad when you're married you learn to just shut the hell up and let her win...(ROFLMAO)

As for those vehicles, they would be pretty cool...(LOL) Specially covered in zombie guts...(LOL)

   

yeah the turret on the second one is automated and controlled from inside by a ps2 controller. can anyone say real life call of duty zombies.

LMAO! some of us dont just roll over and "LET HER WIN" so to speak. i never did but i am working on my second marriage to. that should tell ya how easy it cant be at times to live with me. lol. and i must admit that the vehicles are cool. nothing like good armored transport. but rubber based weapons will never get my full vote. even a good spear gun would never be my primary weapon. the only spear gun that would even come close are the ones with power springs in them and not so much rubber bands. ones like this for instance.

they call them a "pneumatic" spear gun. but the fact is they have a very heavy steel spring in them and make them way more reliable then the rubber sling straps. rubber has its place in this world. just not as a weapon in my eyes. rubber bands for securing things? yes. condoms? yes. but to make a full time weapon with. NOT THIS HORSE! never this horse. lol.

land of the dead anyone.

LMAO!!! caught that one did ya? lol.

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