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Why does the zombie apocalypse always fall on NRA Double Coupon Day?

Whenever zombies finally get their turn to run things, it seems that guns and ammo fall from the sky like manna. Most breathers I know can't shoot the shit, let alone a grenade launcher.

It's no wonder we never win.

Splinker
"i've Been Deader"

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True story. Having a gun and being skilled at shooting one is two different things. I prefer close combat weapons to guns.

report to the Mountain Sektor for your weapons training Komrad

i dont wanna learn. guns are scary and i asked my father what he thought about me going to you for training and he said no. so i said nevermind. but i know someone who is looking for weapons training and ill send him instead. ill let you know. itll be a while.

Aubrey. Dad is a nice person to turn to. but why let him decide whether to learn to use a life saving tool or not? a true survivor learns to use what is at hand or could be at hand. and when it comes down to it. would you want to face off in a dead end street with nowhere to go 20 zombies with a club or a gun? i would rather learn to use the gun and not need it. then need it and not know how to use it. kinda like a condom. better to have it and know how to use it. then to have need of one and not know how to put it on let alone use it. lol. all a preventative measure. lol.

My father is the one who taught me how to shoot. He's never missed a bullseye or a target so he has a little clout when it comes to my decision-making process. I've also been in close quarter combat training so the basics are there; we stopped because I was uncomfortable continuing.

The only reason I contemplated picking it back up again was to master different disciplines as well as to master the guns I favor and because I opted out of "intermediate" training. but it's unecessary. Basic training, when I'm in a jam, combines with survival instinct and I always do just fine. like Rick in the bar. Dead shot when cornered.

I also have a preference towards blades. not to mention I genuinely just don't like guns. as far as the rest goes I wouldn't know about condoms because I don't let men take me for joy rides. I've never needed one. I've never put myself in a position where it became necessary to need one. I'm a pretty smart girl.

the condom thing was a comparison. lol. it just makes more sense to me to have both a melee weapon and a firearm and know how to use both.

*erases the mini meltdown I just had*

I'll carry a gun. I know the basics. I'm not using a firearm unless I have to.
and now I have to go work off my anxiety. thanks. I'll be anxious and clammy all night. *throws a can of sardines at your head*
weapons training. pff. It doesn't count as training if I get parkinson's at the mention of a gun.

MMMMM! YUMMY! SARDINES! love those little canned fish. especially in musdard sauce. lol. and i have a hard time seeing you of all people get Parkinson's over the meer mentioning of a gun.

Guns are cool as eye candy but I've always been skittish around them. I also don't shoot very well unless I'm under pressure. The more pressure the better I get. Otherwise I choke, I hesitate, I get clammy, I get anxious. I don't like them. I thought it may be a good idea to work through those feelings but in a moment's notice I snap to it so I tend to flake when it comes to weapons training. I don't even like cleaning them or being around them all that much because it gives me headaches but I figured it's the best way to get used to them at least.

all Komradz will at least know how to pull the trigger if the defense of the Kause ever komes to question. Not everyone will be infekted as not everyone will be in the best interest of the Greater Good. These induviduals are assumed armed and hostile. These induviduals are assumed to have basik knowledge of firearms. These individuals will bring a gun to a knife fight. Just a few words for all you klose kombat enthusiasts to kontemplate.

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