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ZOMBIE JOKES!
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on
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What has a Dogs Head, a Cats tail, and brains all over its face?
A Zombie coming out of the pet store.
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Gas Mask Killer☭ on
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"A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up to see what had happened. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, let's get outta here, this party is dead."
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Why did they find a disembodied head inside of a piano?
A zombie forgot it when he was trying to play by ear.
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Kolossus on
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What happens when a zombie bites Chuck Norris? They become human
What happens when Chuck Norris bites a zombie? They run home and cry to their mummy
What's the difference between a new hum-vee and 200 live babies? Zombies don't dream about owning a new hum-vee
I know they're alittle childish but my 11 year cousin asked me to post these
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Mercenary☭ on
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What has a Dogs Head, a Cats tail, and brains all over its face?
A Zombie coming out of the pet store.
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Scarlet Zombie☭ on
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head and shoulders!
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Permalink Reply by Bob Mares Photography on
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Two guys were in a hospital, each had a broken leg when the zombie outbreak hit the hospital. One started to hop away when the other one said " you can't outrun a zombie with a broken leg" the other one said "I don't have to outrun the zombies, I just need to outrun your sorry ass"
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Dead Warrior☭ on
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What streets do zombies like best?
Dead Ends!
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Permalink Reply by Zombie Killa on
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What's the best gift to give a zombie baby?
A zombie puppy.
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What did the zombie get an award for?
DEAD-ication!
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Zombie Slayer☭ on
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Why did the zombie go to hospital?
He wanted to learn, a few sick jokes.
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