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Apocalypse Now

The sky was red that day.
The dead,
they were walking.
This was nothing like I imagined.
I never thought there would be
Apocalypse Now.
I have to admit,
I am prepared.
This is the day I've dreamed of.
My bag is packed
with the weapons I've collected,
clothing,
and food to last a while.
My Hummer has the extra Weapons.
My rules of survival,
straight from the movie Zombieland,
memorized and written down,
just in case.
Time to kick some zombie ass
and remember to double tap.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Undead Dinner Time

Mmmm.....hungry....
    ....what i need is some meat...
..though my wife and I are vegen....
......I'll give myself a treat....
....I trek so long......
.....even others trek away......
...what's there to eat 'round here?....
...I've been trekking for 6 days...
..my fore-arm doesn't hurt...
.from the bite that I sustained...
...from my asshole neighbor...
..when I asked him 'bout his day...
....got real sick not long after.....
....from not keeping my wound clean...
..my wife then got angry....
....so I feasted on her spleen...
......Hey! where are all you guys goin'?...
...please wait up for me....
.....Oh me oh my! dinner's here...
..let's go sit down and eat....
....what's this special entree...
..that you have for us today...
....oooh!  it my very, very favorite...
....BRRRAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSS....

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Comment by Brandy on March 4, 2011 at 2:35pm
Thank You!
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Posted My Wonderful Komrads <3
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Will B posting more today :)
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Kool Brandy post more Love.
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