There's no Place like Home

We sped away from Wal-Mart at 75 mph laughing our asses off and playing This is How We do It-by Montell Jordan singing along with just "THIS IS HOW WE DO IT" watching Zack pour out of the buildings shooting a bit and then we roared up Mount Kennedy towards the cabin there was a heavy mist in the air and visibility was little more than 300 yards but we kept going at 75 and then we saw our driveway we immediatly slowed down to a crawl me and Tucker hopped out of the back and crouched besides the truck as we moved slowly towards the house making as little noise as possible

Well that was when we saw that there were 2 Ford King Ranches in our lot and I heard Tucker mumble "oh shit" I said to them both "shut the fuck up and let me think for a second" I thought about it short but focused about how to proceed not wanting to get my cousins killed I figured it out I said to them "Alright Nick you stay with the car but stay vigilant and have your rifle ready to shoot Tucker your on me I'm gonna go through the front and you go through the side door and be quiet about it because I'm gonna kick down the door but you'll have to be there behind them aight?" Tucker said "Yeah Yeah" I replied "listen dipshit you wanna get killed then do what I say and do it right this ain't the dead fucks no more these guys'll shoot back" Tucker's faced turned serious almost angry even but that meant he understood

So I crouched walked towards the door slowly but quietly I looked inside and saw 5 guys sitting at the table our great grandfather brought over from the old country and the table cloth my grandmother made from scratch they were eating like butcher's dogs and that made me mad real mad and then I saw one of them a big guy drop a spoonful of soup on my grandmother's tablecloth I said to myself "oh hell no" and stood up leaned back and kicked down the door rushed in and bashed the guy with butt of my mossberg

the other 3 stood up but then Tucker whirled in pistol whipped a guy in the back of the head knocked his ass out cold then grabbed a guy by the neck put him in a chokehold and put one of the twins to the guys temple all while letting out his signature "awwwwww shit" then another guy stood up and Tucker pistol whipped the guy he was holding knocked his ass out too then took out the other twin and told them both to well "sit the fuck down or I'll bust a cap in your ass ya hear?" they heard alright and sat back down

I said to them all "Well you boys have been good but get the fuck out leave all your shit and get the fuck outta my house or so help me you'll be deader than good friday" they got up solumnlu and walked out Tucker got in one last lick and said "AND DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON YOUR WAY OUT MOTHERFUCKER" one guy tried to throw a punch but then Nick came out of nowhere with a big right hand to his jaw

Tucker and Nick did their little handshake and went outside to make sure the guys didn't try nothing I went back to the table to check out what these guys were armed with thing is they coulda killed all of us with what they had, they had 1 Barret 50. Cal sniper rifle with 1300 rounds of ammo, 1 M-60 with 3000 rounds, and 12 Beretta 9 mm with 4000 rounds I said to myself "Jesus tity fucking christ we got lucky" and then Tucker ran and fell in through the door and said "There's no place like home" and the truth was there wasn't