The J-Bag Front

ah the proverbial J-Bag Front everyone I knew thought the name was hilarious except our commader Sarah Mattinsfeld she was this stuck up bitch who liked to put the common soldier down saying "You are a waste of space and with all the friendly fire going on your as much of a threat to the zombies as to me" of course there had been no friendly fire incidents but that didn't stop her from bitching at us day in and day out so much so we came up with an even better nickname for her "J-Bitch" whenever she'd come by and heckle someone you'd hear is "J-BITCH INCOMING GET INTO YOUR HAZMAT SUITS" and such and such insults obviously this was well deserved she had to fuck with the guys who'd held this fucking line for nine years now but hey fuck her she's just another one of those RAMFs in the endless line of RAMFs well just figured I'd write this rant down so I don't get in trouble saying it to our ''comander'' and getting hard duty for a week well peace and love to anyone who reads this good bye and good luck