Teenagers

I walked down a street in well I really didn't know what city I was in but it looked like Chicago anyway I took a turn down this street and saw all these fucking teenagers just sitting around there were hundreds of them the weird part was there was not a single zombie around either anyway they were all just hanging around talking and watching me walk through I smirked and thought of the MCR song Teenagers

I kept walking still kinda smiling I mean I was probably the oldest guy there and I was just 24 but I felt 40 around these kids so I kept walking and then this girl came out of a building and she looked like the 2000 version of Joan Jett even though she probably had no idea who that was she said "Shanker wants to see you" I said "Shanker sounds charming but I'm just passing through" and then I felt two hand on my shoulders I turned and saw these 2 six foot something guys

I said "Shanker it is" they started guiding me into the side of the building I looked around at all these goth kids but thought nothing I was then pushed into a big ass ball room and finally got to meet 'Shanker' who was a 5'11 17 year old he said "Now who the fuck do you think you are waltzing on through my block?" I'd heard this same speech from ever other tinpot tyrant I'd come across I replied "Didn't know it was your block" he smiled "Of course it's my block dipshit now you gotta pay tribute or I'll give a brazillian necktie" I was rather surprised he knew what a necktie was but didn't care

I said "I ain't giving you shit" he pulled out a bowie knife and said "C'mon motherfucker" I thought Batman time I said to him "Before we go let me ask you something" he looked puzzled "What?" I smiled "You ever dance with the devil in a pale moon light?" he was even more puzzled "What?" I whipped out my colt revolver with ivory grip I said "Yeah that's right motherfucker" he said "Who brings a gun to a knife fight?" I smiled "The winner..." and then I shot not to kill but enough for him to get a point and then one of the big guys took a step I whipped out the other revolver and said "and just where the fuck do you think your going?" big boy sat back down I then said "Well, y'all can go on and fuck yourselve because I'm out bitches" and I ran out unfortunatly I didn't think they'd chase after me....they did