Stories 4

I didn't even have to walk over to our campfire we all moved our tents all to where the fire was I stepped outta my tent and Francisco had these 20 question kinda cards he said "What animal has a 6 foot long dick?" I answered "A Blue Whale" he turned over the card and said "While I'll be damned a Blue Whale, Who was Adolf Hitler's Cheif Architect?" I answered immediatly "Albert Speer" He turned over the card and said "How in the fuck do you know all this shit?" I smiled and said "I'm wiki fucking pedia homie!" we both laughed as everyone else stretched out of their tents

I looked at each and everyone of them in the eyes and asked "So what's going on?" Jimbo stood up and said "You guys wouldn't fucking believe what I saw on Youtube last night" we all looked around and all said "What?" in unison "Well, you know those ultimate fighter type cats?" we all said "Yeah" he started again "Well instead of fighting eachother they get like a dozen of slow ass zack and like 3 of them and lock them in like a 20 by 20 foot room and it's like some gladiator type shit well it was like Frank Mir and Brock Lesnar vs. 12 of zack now these guys were doing pretty good they had on like a bunch of clothes and shit so they wouldn't get cut well then Mir went for a takedown and before he knew it he had 4 of them on him and taking some big ass chunks outta him he turned after 30 seconds of that shit so it was big as Brock vs. 13 of them Brock was given a club and started swinging he took out 4 or 5 but then there was a sound from out of view and then the camera turns and you see zack swarming in and then you see all these UFC guys picking up brass knucks, bats, knives, 2 by 4s, anything they could get and then the guy puts down the camera and picks up a sledge hammer and for a while these guys were doing good they were laying waste because Zack was just too damn slow but then one by one they were taken out and then 2 by 2 and then there was one left Camera man Lesnar had his guts spilled out and Zack was having a nice big raw intestine BBQ on him well the camera guy runs all while the swarm was behind him he ran out a back door down and alley and into the street which was pretty big and he does a little panorama and all you see it Zack pouring out from every crevice, window, door, car, whatever and then you hear a crunch and the camera falls and lays on the ground then you see what got him...a fucking kid maybe 7 or 8 he took out a big slick dick UFC fighter and to see that kid gnaw on thise guys head *shivers* it'll send chill up your spin and then you see all these different feet shumbling past the camera with the moans for braaaaaaaaaaaaains and then the camera went black" I took off my hat and said "Well gentlemen it's official we're fucked, but hey? If your gonna go out why not go out with a smile on your face?" Francisco said "Batman 1989 Michael Keaton and Jack Nichelson" I said "I thought I was wiki fucking pedia?"