Stories

We sat on top of the roof of a Sam's Club it was me and 6 other guys we had all this shit set up on it we had generators gas and even some big fucking tents as well as ammo and food and booze....of course

So I walked over to the other 6 guys I didn't know their names but I figured I'd know eventually anyway I walked over to the group and said "So fellas what's the word?" one guy looked up and said "You hear bout Usain Bolt?" I shook my head he said "Well it went like this they got 'im but it's a badass story." I replied "Well???"

"So Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world right? Well after the intial infection hit there was a vast amount of them fuckers on Jamaica but there was one last boat going out problem was for Bolt it was on the other side of the island and he couldn't get across by car so he ran and them fucks were all runners cause they were so fresh so of course Bolt outran them thing was he got tired after 4 miles of all out sprinting but zack didn't they got his ass so now somewhere on Jamaica there's a zombie you'll never ever outrun" I smiled and said to him "All the more reason not to go to jamaica!"