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1. Lose 25lbs
2. Find a job where I'll be happy
3. Remodel my kitchen
4. Remodel my bathroom
5. Get a new car
6. Have sex with Jared Padalecki
7. Continue my work on an anti-zombie serum
8. Get caught up on all my book series
9. Let my hair grow
10. Learn to shoot a gun
11. Buy a gun
12. Have sex with Jared Padalecki (yes I know I already put this but have you seen him)
13. Get…

well the madness is going on,i'm currently in london,possibly for a few days with the family,my head is pounding and i'm in need of painkillers but i'm glad to see my mum and nan.bella loves nan,as i knew she would.got to sleep at about half 4am,was stoned outta my freakin head!!!!!!!!!(mum looked after bells last night) and now i'm ready to face the day...kinda!

got a surprise text from mum yesterday night saying "get ready we're coming for you" and so we did,bloody forgot…

well we all survived bella's first birthday more or less ok,she loved the pressies we got her,the cake turned out ok and i only had 2 minor meltdowns...all in all,not the worst day.

we had a little anything-but-tea party(we hate tea,paul is a coffee addict and i prefer alcohol or a nice milkshake) then watched shrek forever after and the sorcerors apprentice,bella loved it.she got sang to a lot and we had fun

the money i was due didnt come yesterday,its coming today so its not…

Hey my zombies maniacs how everyone bet? Well if you not doing nothing this thursday night so i wonder let you know coming up this thursday december 23, i'm going to fetish party P.O.V. PERSONAL ORGASM VIEW ***ANTI-CHRIST-MAS*** EDITION

Update from my bloodthirsty, gory, funny, action packed zombie novel - M.D.(Morgue of the Dead) by L.A.TAYLOR

Morgue of the Dead is now picking up reviews/feedback and is being watched by a production company in America for a possible attempt at doing a webseries/movie version in 2011. Below is a short review from american zombie author - Cal Miller - who read my novel recently....

4.0 out of 5 stars Gory Delight! 4.5 Stars!, September 17, 2010

By…

well after all the fuss and spending £200 sorting out the car now theres another fucking problem,the alternator is fucked and my daughters birthday is fucked.i feel like the worst mother in the world,cant stop cry and i wish someone would just fucking shoot me already cos at least then i wouldnt be there to fuck up the rest of bella's life.if i weren't such a fucking coward i'd slit my own wrists

hi all,car is finally sorted and so we're off to see mum and nan 2morrow,bella and mums cake is currently baking(i can smell the delicious cakey smell already,its making me salivate!)and the xmas food shopping is here(seriously,turducken and ham,goose fat roast potatoes,wild herb and shallot stuffing,cranberry sauce,brussell sprouts,mushrooms and gravy)

watching the simpsons with bella and wondering what frosting to do for the cake,still got cupcakes to do but its all…

Hey my sexy zombie warriors i got something to tell you all and you going to love this. This tuesday December 21, I'm going to see The orginal lead singer of Iron Maiden the legendary Paul Di'Anno.

PERFORMING FOR THE FIRST & LAST TIME, THE DEBUT ALBUM "IRON MAIDEN" IN ITS ENTIRETY PLUS THE HITS FROM "KILLERS

He was at the forefront of the "New Wave Of British Heavy Metal" movement. His unique and extremely powerful…

so still havent seen nan,my bloody dumbass car decided to be evil and so no travel til tuesday(thats right,mum and bells birthday *pulls out my hair*)

bella has be taking her clothes off like a lil monkey,might have to put her hands in mittens!she got a pressie from her aunty kaye and its a fucking singing bear,cute at first but after half an hour of alfie singing i wanna shove my own toes in my ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!(which by the way i can, i'm hypermobile/double jointed)

finally…

Hey my sexy beast how every my best doing? Well i having great time clubbing last night in after midnight and is was awesome.Anyways coming up sunday night december 19 i'm going to goth place call

THE COURT OF LAZARUS also know as Madame X…

well nan is in the country,my uncle is taking forever to get to my mum's(seriously its over an hour thus-far for a 20 minute journey),mum keeps calling my uncle a dickhead and she's stressing about her mum being around.i THANKFULLY am 70 miles south of the family mayhem but i'm getting a play-by-play from mum via text.i feel like one of the undead,didnt get to bed til half past fucking five this morning because my sweet darling daughter didnt wanna sleep.now i've woken up coughing my guts up…

Hi my wicked maniacs is me again WHIPLASH,but you make call me Steeler The Whiplash Craven.Anyways if you not doing nothing this thursday cause going to club call After midnight this thursday december 16.

http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?oid=131589433525624&view=all Check out After…

ok so last night i was in the middle of a cooking frenzy and then my knee decided to dislocoate itself,i was howling i pain!

it still hurts but i relocated it(which hurts like buggery to do,not recommended) and then all of a sudden my adrenaline levels zero'd out and i started shivering and passed out...oh what a fun evening i had!

so i'm working on 12 zombie days of xmas,pauls helpin me.i'm kinda half stuck in bed til my leg feels a bit better but i'm gonna push myself and…

here's a link for "re-born dolls" realistic dolls,like scary realistic

http://www.artfulbabies.co.uk/adopted.html

ok so i found this today and i'm rather speechless.

now having lost twins(twin to twin transfusion syndrome followed by premature labour,

and stillbirth,i dont dwell on it if i can help it) i understand the need to have an outlet for grief or pain or maternal instinct but this is…

Hey my wickedmaniacs what thrashin? Well guess what my killers,i'm going to art gallery and my artwork is up there , so if you like to meet me and support my artwork i'll give you information right now.

18x24:Works on Paper by artists from the HAI Art Studio

Opening Reception & Sale Wednesday,December 15, 2010 starts 5:30PM to 8:30PM.

December 15-January 18

Gallery Hours: Monday-Saturday, 12:00PM - 6:00PM

The Gallery at HAI

548…

yeah ok random but true,there are some random-assed genetic experiments going on here in the uk and around the world,including breeding piggies to be more docile by changing up some of their DNA with human genes,this in turn fucks with their systems,makes them ill and causes zombie traits in the little porkers...these little piggies(and here's the kicker) are being bred to be eaten,so what happens if zombipigitus becomes communicable due to their small percentage of human genes?we get…

Hey my metal warriors how everybody doing? Well still hanging and still thrashin,so here my art schedule.

Today at 11AM to 7:30PM i'm working on artwork of Freddy Krueger.

And then later tonight at 8:30PM i'm also working on artwork in nude for good friend of mine.

Well that it my friend so i'm still on wickedzombies so i'll see you guys later,love you to death and keep thrashin…

sometimes i feel like from me.like i'm slipping off the edge of my sanity,like my life is trickling away...in september someone i thought of as a sister died,she way my age and we were as close as twins most of our lives.asha commited suicide,she hung herself.i miss her so much,i remember when we used to sit in my room at my mums and talk for hours,i remember getting the text from my mum telling me she topped herself and feeling the biggest shiver like all the heat from the early autumn day…

hi all my WZers,miss me? so sorry i've been gone,had a massively bad week(not feeling well+xmas=zoe vomiting and stressing out,so not a good look!)

linkin park concert was on mtv last night,bella actually clapped her hands and sang along,its soooooooo cute!

my nan is gonna be here next week,so exited n stressed and loadsa other stuff

got REC and quarantine to watch for compare n contrast purposes...

bella has turned nocturnal,i havent gotten to sleep…