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I'm scared. Simple. Of what? Stating my opinion. Saying what I want to say. I'm really nervous because I know I say a lot of negative things sometimes, but I try really hard to write about happy things, to look on the upside, to smile. I worry that if I talk too much about how I feel, because lately it's been a lot more on the negative side, you guys are all gonna stop reading my blogs. 

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1) Count Chocula--What's more awesome than chocolate cereal and marshmallows in the shape of bats?

2) Biker Boots--'cause I love my Jesse James boots more than anything.

3) Rock-Paper-Scissors--I have to admit, this game filled up the long hours of my childhood (I even have a necklace of it)

4) Football--I love being able to tackle and purposely hurt people without getting arrested.

5) Internet--without it, where the hell would I be right now?

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ohmygoth i feel so poo!lol the cold is getting worse,both me and bella are definately ill,she vomited on me last night and she had a little temperature today,my poor baby.i'm havin to drag my sick arse outta bed to look after her cos pauls been out,my head is pounding and i vom'd up bout half an hour ago.i'm listening to an audiobook cos i cant bear the brightness of my screen for more then 5mins at a time without wanting to upchuck again.

you may or may not have picked up on my…

I've been told I'm HARD CORE with the zombie loving.... but HELL YEAH.... WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? Dirty stinking ooze dripping puss-filled putrid ZOMBIES... gotta love em. So.... with that said it's time for yet another episode of ROTTEN ZOMBIES WITH KEITH CARPENTER AND THE REN! All new fresh off the grill. ENJOY…

Now...these arent my best poems by no means...BUT...they are the ones that I put up...(I have a box of about 15 books I have to look through)...so, these are a few I wanted to put up...Ill be the first to say they suck...but see what you think...(go to the first one, and the rest should be there with it...except for some reason, there is one that isnt, if you want to see that one poem type in "wayne hood-two sides to every story" (no quotation marks...I just put those in case anybody couldnt…

I have a video to show you all, and it's all because my boy insists that I show it off to the world. Today, during band class, because we had a substitute, I got to go into another room and do whatever the hell I wanted basically. So of course, I lock myself into the practice room in the orchestra room, which was very vacant at the time. There's a piano in there, which is why that was so appealing to me. So, for an hour, I messed around on the piano. During that…

For reasons from my past, I have a hard time trusting guys. I don't mean to be like that, because not all guys are the same, but one traumatic event leads to a whole series of mistrust.

What I really want to say is that I think my trust issues are slowly being fixed. I've always been rather cautious and protective…

last night paul starts complaining bout being tired,yeah ok so i get that cos he worked late, i let him nap while i looked after bella and then i started gettin annoyed cos he expected me to look after her all alone,i got pissed at him and he gave in(he knows aunt flo is due v.soon and he knows i get moody so he knows its better to do things my way) bu i didnt sleep,despite being exhausted...i lay there for hours just spacing out util sleep did finall claim me.

i dreamed about being…

Hey Wicked Friends.... I want to remind all you literary zombie fanatics out there that the deadline for my Bits and Pieces Zombie Anthology Survival Cook Book is just around the corner, through the trees, across the creek, across the graveyard in the abandon shack surrounded by zombies..... so..... if you love to write, and you have a great zombie short story in you, please…

my little bella is a demon sometimes,this morning i gave her cheerios for brekkie and she started nomming them but the second she saw my mcdonalds bag she threw the cheerio's and started begging for my pancakes n sausage...i'm an indulgent mother and she was a good girl last night so i gave in to her and she ate half of my breakfast but now her fingers are covered in syrup and she thinks it fun to shove then into my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grrrr

dreamed about being in…

We all know of the three most famous horror stories in existence; Frankenstein, The Wolfman, and Dracula. But if there was a fight between all three, who would win?

Dracula with his widows peak,…

right so my current situation sucks,i'm in a temporary place(a hotel) while looking foe a new flat cos the place i was living had black mould which is toxic!been here since monday and nothin too bad happened til last night...here it is:

the dude in the roo next to us is called adam,paul has spoken to him a few times and he seemed alright,yesterday adam's GF came to…

1) A horn dog. I would bone everything in my way. And I wouldn't discriminate--neither girl nor guy would be safe from my penis of doom.

2) I would walk around with my shirt off. All the time.

3) Everyday would be No Underwear Day.

4) Everyday when I got home would be No Pants Day.

5) I would teach myself how to break dance--'cause my boobs flop when I try, but as a guy, I wouldn't have that problem!

6) I would…

I am embarrassed when I get packages in the mail. My reactions are outrageous!! I get so excited over the package that I do a happy dance, want to call all my friends and tell them what I've got, and I squeal. Yes, I squeal over the package! Not only that, but I start giggling, and then I rush to rip the package open.

Why am I talking about packages? Haha, I know it was…

is it cool to write a zombie story with some sex in it or not?(obviously not with the zombies!lol) cos some might think it gross and not wanna read it...hmmm i wonder.

BECOME A ROTTEN ZOMBIE FOLLOWER AND YOU COULD WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF KEITH CARPENTER'S FREEZE DRIED THE AWAKENING. …