Bastion WFP's Blog (54)

Sprinting across the street towards another big empty rich fuck's house I saw a chick maybe 31 round there anyway she was wearing a big extra large Che Lives shirt and some torn to shit jeans well I figured she was a shambler and ran towards the house I got to the door and then I felt an icy cold hand on my shoulder that gripped tight I whirled around and nailed Che girl right between the eyes



Well she didn't like that she popped up ran and jumped onto my back I grabbed her nasty ass… Continue

We drove into Andrew's Grove the place seemed to be all fucked up there was zack everywhere we had to speed through town but at the edge of town we saw a super wal-mart Tucker just said "yes" and looked at it with longing eyes I just looked at him and said "fuck it lets go, yo nick were going looting in Wally World so just drive around but stay close when I shoot into the air get going to where we are fast cause I gotta feeling we gonna need to bolt"



Tucker and I hopped outta the car… Continue

As I sat in the back of the Ford Ranger next to a 65 gallon tank of gas the song When the Levee Breaks by Led Zepp came on I stood up and look around all I saw was a whole lotta nothing just grass and the occaisional tree and a house or the burned wreck of one



It was me and 2 other people both of them family one was Tucker an adopted gangbanger from Detroit and Nick another cousin from Marquette both met me in Southern Wisconsin and we figured we'd head west towards our uncles cabin… Continue

I hiked onto the top of the next Moutain and looked around and saw what the Scots call big country I yelled down into the Valley "HELLO!" and to my shock and surprise I had a reply "HELLO!" I yelled "WHERE ARE YOU?" the man said "LOOK AHEAD" and there he was over a mile away on the mountain across the valley I laughed and yelled "MEET ME AT THE BOTTOM AY?" man didn't say anything just started heading down as did I



I started hmmm to myself a song that was a hit in the 80's it was call… Continue

The things I saw during the Infected years were terrible somethings I'd rather talk about over a case of Jack Daniels but since we don't got no god damn Jack I guess I'll stick to this what did you call it? -a mojito- A mojito huh? Sounds gay but it's better than nothing anyway you want to know what I saw what I did? -yes- Fine the thing for me that opitimizes the infected years is this story



*chugs mojito*



It was my first day on the Wall I was green as grass and didn't… Continue

God damn I'm sick of marching it's not that I'm weak or nothing I mean by now none of us should be weak christ we've been marching for nearly 2 months now on back trails or country roads killing the infected, getting ambushed, killing the wounded, and maybe save a person in that order if I might add anyway this whole shitstorm happened about 2 months ago maybe a week before we started marching I requisitioned for new boots because my old ones were so beat up I could stick my toes through… Continue

I hiked down another moutain and into a quite deep but comfortable valley it was then when I saw the first one I had seen in a while bout 6 or 7 months anyway it was probably one of the firsts he was a hiker like me though he was wearing a dickies outfit and some timberland boots at first all I did was sigh I thought about how in a past life we could of been friends and then I thought that was something all soldiers think and then he charged I whipped my Walther P22 out of my holster and shot… Continue

I was cruising to my job station in my piece of shit oldsmobile when I saw this big crowd of people banging on the doors I popped my Glock out of my holster at first I thought they were theifs after all there were some pretty choice rides but there was something different bout these theifs I mean who the fuck tries to rob a place in broad daylight?



And that's when the charged me I didn't even have time to finish my thought when they came I shot once in the chest and one in the head… Continue

Myself and Beauregard drove our Deuce down Kettle Street in Milwaukee going slow making a fuckload a noise with a shitload of zeds behind us maybe a few thousand so with Beau in the front driving and me in the back cleaning the .50 loading it and mounting it along with loading mounting and cleaning the Mark 19 which is easier said then done in a moving truck



We were moving for a good hour after that and we somehow got ourselves in Miller Park and with only one way for zack to get in… Continue

I waltzed down Main St. in some small town shit hole music blasting zack moaning and fires blazing I saw 3 of them 2 scrawny fucks and then a big guy pretty big at least must've been a new one anyway I took off my coat then I reached into my bag put on my leather gloves then put on my brass nucks over them I looked back up and saw that zack was just standing there guess they thought I would run or something



So when I saw they weren't moving I reached into my bag again and took out a… Continue

*bang*



The gun accidently went off I screamed "MOTHERFUCKER THAT WAS MY LAST ROUND SHIT FUCKING GOOK MADE PISTOL FUCK" I threw the gun on the ground and pouted for a while I thought about how I was gonna get outta this one but I had nothing



And thats when I saw them it was 2 F-22s flying at about treetop level at maybe 1000 miles an hour and then I saw them detach their payload over 6000 pounds of anti personel bombs I ducked and thats when the sound hit me from the jets I… Continue

As I sat on top of the roof of Ramada Inn playing Boccherini La Musica Notturna Delle Strade Di Madrid No. 6, Op. 30 feeling like a regular Charles Whitman sniping zack left and right yelling as I killed two "DOUBLE KILL" and then "TRIPLE KILL" and pretty soon "KILLIONAIR MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKERS"



I mean granted I was attracting a shit load of zombies but so what? I had over 50 Gs worth in 22. ammo and enough food to feed a company for a decade stocked up in my suite so I felt… Continue

I got dressed put on my rings grabbed my gat my cane put on my fur coat and then I walked outta my crib struted down to my cadillac eased into the driver seat start the car lite a cigar put on the CD player and Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta came on I start rollin then



I drove down to the hoe house and saw that my bitches were all outside fighting or some shit I parked my car and saw that all of my hoes 13 in all were all like the crazy bitch I capped the other day I said "aww… Continue

I stepped out of the whorehouse cane in one hand and gat in the other I said to myself "Oh I'm gonna git this hoe" and started struting down the street when I saw the said hoe



The thing was she had blood on her face and had a bite mark I said "Bitch where you been? Don't make me hurt my hand now!" and you know what this bitch did? Bitch tried to bite me? So I capped that hoe thing was she didn't go down! She came back and tried again! So I grabbed her my the neck through her against… Continue