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Okay, so I'm having a birthday/costume party soon, and I need some ideas for the cake. We're kinda broke, so I have to draw the pictures and have the cake makers screen them or whatever. I was thinking Dracula Wolfman Frankenstien, or maybe something vampire or zombie themed. I'm going to dress up as a zombie/vampire hunter, but I don't know where to start on the cake. It'd make it so much easier if I could just give the ideas to some expensive baker, but, as I said, broke.

Can anyone…

I knew this would happen sooner or later. The question was, how soon?

Of course, I thought about that over and over, but I wasn't really that worried. In fact, I was more of: Live in the now, not the past or future. Because if I think too much about those times, my anxiety overcomes me and I lose myself in stress.

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   Sarah's brother... *Sigh*  He's like a sibling to me, but, well, I'm pretty sure his thoughts have nothing to do with sisterly love. For example, last time I was out at her house, I was on her computer, playing some online game. I think it might have been Alice is Dead. Anyway, I scooted over to the stool, and gave Sarah the big computer chair, since it was her turn. Jacob--one of her two brothers--was on the other side of me, so I was in the middle. Suddenly, I felt a hand on my knee,…

   Yeah, so in one of my last blog posts, I acted all bitchy and stuff, but, really, I was pissed off. But whatever. So... I'm at my best friend Sarah's place, hanging out with her, my bro, and her two brothers, since I'm a loser and have nothing better to do on the weekends. But they're pretty awesome, and, well, it's never boring at her place.

   Kitty's sister, for those of you who know her on here, ended up in the hospital 'cause of anorexia. You readin' this, Kits? I'm not gonna…

   I was used to being known, of course. I wasn't the best or most seasoned Hunter out there, but I was damn good for a kid. Especially for a kid. In fact, I was better than most grown men, which was something I wasn't ashamed to admit. I had worked hard to earn my nickname, The Black Death, and the stories that young trainees told about me late at night, when the trainers were no doubt asleep. I was used to the awed, or angry, whispers behind my back. But that was from men, and a few women,…

Hey guys. Komrad Sunyak and I are going to FL and won't be back until this Saturday afternoon. I'll be thinking about you guys a lot as I'm chilling oceanside lmao. Talk to you when I get back. I'll post some pics as long as I don't resemble a lobster.

XOXOXO

Komrad Lady…

Hey there friends and zombie freaks, catch this latest episode of Rotten Zombies with Kith Carpenter and the Ren. New episode will be out this coming weekend. so don't miss all the ZOMBIE FUN. You can also listen to it on my website www.keithcarpenter.biz and if you become a follower on Pod-o-matic you could win an autographed copy…

Oh yes, I'm back with more complicated stuff. Kinda sad, but you know, I just wanna talk and get it out of my system, and also hear what everyone else has to say. 

So, today I found out that my boy has been harboring a lot of things... he's been working very hard, and has also been worrying about hurting me. For a long time, I was starting to get anxious because he…

(This is a story I've been working on for a while. Hope you enjoy!--And excuse whatever typos there are... My aunt's computer doesn't have spell check =.=;  )

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Summary:

Meet Freddy Valler, bad boy extrordinaire, exchange student... and Hunter of all things that go bump in the night. Sort of like Ghostbusters meets Sherlock Holmes.…

hey everyone,i'm going offline for a few weeks,hopefully will be back online within a month,i'll miss you all.

if anyone wants to chat or ask me anythng my email addy thankfully connects to my mobile phone,my email is akashaz2000@hotmail.com

i'll miss you all

xxxxxxxxxxx

Zoe

P.S if z-day happens then see you all on the other side!lol

right so an update:the cdc's zombie post is number 2 on yahoo uks trending now section AND the zombie post has become so popular over the last 24 hours that it crashed the site!opinions please darlings!

according to those loonie rapturists the world is gonna end today,i call BULLSHIT on that!lol if it does end lets all meet up and pound a few shots in heaven(or wherever we end up,lol,i'm a pagan so summerland is where i would wanna be)but at least if it did end i could be with nikki…

Right,

so someone at the CDC put this on their official blog,we all know they dont fuck about 

ok so heres a link http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

why would anyone at the CDC put this up if not as a warning?

could z-day be on the way?

xxxxxxxxxx

Zoe

good morning everybody,well it seems my dreams want to become a series cos they've been continuing...at least its realistic!in the content area...kinda weirded out so i'm not gonna put what happened up but let it be enough to say that my zombie/erotica short story now has some inspiration!!!!!!!!

lol

feeling a bit better today,managed to hold down some pasta yesterday!yay

It seems that there are no good civilians these days. It's sad. I mean, when I was a little girl, about eight maybe, I was walking with my brother to the Boys and Girls Club. I found this really expensive looking camera, you know, one of those bulky professional ones, just lying there on the sidewalk. My brother--who is now in college, and is also four years my senior--hadn't noticed it. I picked it up, and right away, he told me to hide it. To my curious look, he said, "So we can sell it…

I do. I really do. I mean, yeah, some parts of it is like trying to get up Shit Creek without a paddle, but that's okay. I have the best friends in the world, and some of my friends and I started selling soda and such, and, well, unfortunately, but to boost sales, there's a slogan I have. "No soda, no kiss." So if someone who buys soda wants to, he/she gets to kiss me. That's both :D and D: !!! I feel like a prostitute, but really, how is it very different than a kissing booth? :P But,…

lol according to mira grant(the author of FEED) my little girl is the most awesome 17 month old in the world cos she can say "zombies,yayyyy!"

that in and of itself is worthy of its own blog entry

hellz yeah!

http://lolzombie.com/3757/zombies-necrophiliacs/ this will make ya laugh!

right so i'm gonna get the question outta the ways first: What Would You Say If You Were Meeting An Extraterrestrial?

so i'm still ill but i'm guessing my bodys natural painkillers must have kicked in cos i dont feel quite as terrible as last night but i am starving!didnt hold any food or drink down all of yesterday…