Mister Cantankerous's Blog (37)

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I am well aware of the fact that I am no carpenter, but that doesn't mean I can't make shelter. That's what I think.

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Well I'll tell you what I think, I think while all you future brain donors are killing each other at the local mall over cut rate appliances and two for one girdle sales, I am gonna play it safe and shop online while I wait for the carnage to…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's days like today that are good reminders of why sometimes you just need to take it Slow.  That's what I think.

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Well I'll tell you what I think, I think once Z-day finally arrives and all you future brain donors flee the major cities, we shambling dead might just pay heed to that classic Camper Van Beethoven song and "Take the Skinheads Bowling." That's…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think if there is a so called "armpit" of the week, that day has to be Tuesday. That's what I think.

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Well I'll tell you what I think, I think no matter how pimped out your ride might be, it isn't any more likely to help you survive when the shit finally hits the fan if you don't know what is truly important when you go to…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I am never gonna figure out why Zombie fans are so frickin' head over heels about gas masks. That's what I think.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think that contrary to what  movies and TV have taught you future brain donors, there is much more to "un-living" as the undead, than Romero, O'Bannon, or even Darabont could have ever imagines. That's what I think. Read more…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think the old adage "bad things happen in threes", might be true some of the time, but other times life just fucks you silly, and stops returning your phone calls. That's what I think. Read more…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's time once again for another weekly dose of questions from you and answers from me. That's what I think. Read more…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's really cute how so many future brain donors think they have such a strong grasp on this whole "Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse" thing. That's what I think. Read the rest…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think everything old can become new again, both in movies, and more importantly in computer gaming.  That's what I think.

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Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's about high time I got to answering some of the questions that are filling the old mailbag before they attract moths. That's what I think.

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Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I am wondering where the fuck Lassie was when lil Timmy fell in the well.  That's what I think.

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The Bad News: The deadline for submitting questions for tomorrow's "Ask the Dead Guy"  column is now officially over.  You can find the answers to the questions  that were submitted this week Monday morning at blog.witywit.com.

The Good News: Now that the deadline for this week's column is over I am now…

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