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Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's one thing to fantasize about blowing a Zombie's head off, but it's quite another thing to actually do it. That's what I think.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I was originally gonna talk about some cool custom Zombie statues that you could have made of yourself or a loved one, but I just got a news flash that blows that holiday gift out of the water. That's what I…

All Zombies are innocent until proven guilty, Lets start with '28 days later' 28 days later first scene, monkey attacks a woman then she throws up and seems to attack some guy. But what does she actually do? Some time later, a priest comes at him looking like he's going to attack the star. Well if a priest came at me like that sure I'd defend myself, but what is actually happening here? A bit later the star is with some 'people' and some Zombies jump threw the window. next they jump him and…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think the way things are going, we can pretty soon stop calling this country America, and just start referring to it as "The Moving Buffet". That's what I think.…

Sorry I post here so rarely, but these days my time is almost completely taken up with writing, shooting, and editing silly little videos. It's become a kind of addiction. ;)

When a new edit of my zombie film, May Be Side Effects, was shown at Kino London last month, I accepted yet another challenge to make a film with whatever title they pulled from a hat. And this time the title the hat produced was: "The Last Santa."

To me, that title just screamed…

I make a differentiation between horror and paranormal thriller.

Horror is plot driven and a paranormal thriller is character driven. Take our beloved Night of the Living Dead. That is horror and it is plot driven. Yes, it scared the hell out of us, but we really didn't know any of the people. What did we know about the blonde in the cemetery? Hmm... she had a brother and they were visiting some dead relative's grave. Now the black guy, he was a tanker truck driver. Let's see, let's…

Earlier this year there was what I felt was a great idea for a new zombie novel, brainstormed here in the chatroom. As a result of the brainstorming session, I decided to put together a zombie anthology "survival cookbook". I regret to say that due to the lack of submissions (basically peeps who said they would submit, didn't) I am not going to have enough material to…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's freakin' week four of this series and I am fucking happier than a pig in shit to keep it going this long. That's what I think.…

I originally posted this on my website at around noon today. Did I see that one coming or what? When they went two episodes without finding her I began to suspect Sophia was a walker.  Gosh I love it when I'm right.

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Time to create a legion to fight the horde. The best way to combat the scourge is by using roman tactics, we won't run out of ammunition and these tactics will crush the foul souls before us. I can inform all how to create their cohort.

With Christmas time around the corner I am forced to face the loss of my parents every day the holidays are regurgitated all over the television, in the streets, on the radio, at the mall, etc...

It serves as a constant reminder that the two people who gave birth to me, raised me and ultimately shaped me into the person I am today are not here and never will be again.

For all the wrongs they did, for the sins the committed, and for the scars they left me, I love them…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I am well aware of the fact that I am no carpenter, but that doesn't mean I can't make shelter. That's what I think.

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Dear Father,

I know you are in pain

And i wish it were not so

But please dear father know

U shall get through

For you have conquered this pain before

All on your own

When u were dreary and depressed

You survived through the pain.

Father you have conquered this same pain

So surely dear father with us by your side

You can pull through

This pain will soon be nothing but a dreadful…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think while all you future brain donors are killing each other at the local mall over cut rate appliances and two for one girdle sales, I am gonna play it safe and shop online while I wait for the carnage to…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's days like today that are good reminders of why sometimes you just need to take it Slow.  That's what I think.

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Well I'll tell you what I think, I think once Z-day finally arrives and all you future brain donors flee the major cities, we shambling dead might just pay heed to that classic Camper Van Beethoven song and "Take the Skinheads Bowling." That's…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think if there is a so called "armpit" of the week, that day has to be Tuesday. That's what I think.

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Well I'll tell you what I think, I think no matter how pimped out your ride might be, it isn't any more likely to help you survive when the shit finally hits the fan if you don't know what is truly important when you go to…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I am never gonna figure out why Zombie fans are so frickin' head over heels about gas masks. That's what I think.…