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Well I'll tell you what I think, I think so many of you future brain donors have spent so much of your lives being wrong, most of you have forgotten how to be right, or in the least how to put that "right" into the right words.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think Bob and those cute fuzzy woodland critters got really lucky, and it looks like they are going to survive to enjoy another holiday weekend with their respective families. That's what I…

Here's my latest. I just finished editing it today so it's hot off the press (so to speak).

Once again I must apologise for the lack of zombies. But there are plenty of eyeballs. ;)

Now your're on your own.

Flippin thru looking for interesting shit on google, and i found these! I think they are wickedly awesom, I think they should make a Marvel Vs. D.C. comics  ZOMBIE version of the video game, bet it would be badassssss!!

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Well I'll tell you what I think, I think Sun Tzu probably had it about right when he said "Know your Enemy and know yourself" all those many years ago. That's what I think.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think better late than never. That's what I think.

Hey gang, sorry for getting to this week's question and answer session out…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think the smell of maple flavored fatty strips of greasy meat frying over some hot coals or a portable stove top whilst enjoying the great outdoors is one of the many simple pleasures in afterlife that just…

Lonewolf i miss you... i really do, u and Amy and Kas an Scat and V and Kaitlen and Lady wolf, and Devine, it's been hard lately but i think bout u more that u know... Where are u guys? I love u all, u deserve awards for bein awesome :)

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think nothing says the Holidays are here like something "warm and fuzzy". That's what I think. Hell I'm getting all warm and fuzzy just thinking about it.…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think nothing makes a good neighbor like a good fence, and some serious death threats. That's what I think.

So the…

Well did you miss me ??

I sure missed all of you,

someone fill me in on wats new? I been off finding me... Let's just say i'm getting there…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think too many of you wannabe corporate zombies spend way too much time amassing piles of crap that has no real importance in life, or after it. That's what I think.…

'House of Undead' Discovered.

Dozens of Necrotics Neutralized.

In a major initiative this morning, Danish police raided an abandoned apartment building on Louisevej Road.

A ZWN iReporter caught the event on camera (left) as dozens of zombified inhabitants were herded out of…

Civil Unrest Spreads:

The Infected Attack Police Lines

The brief period of cooperation between civilians and police was shattered last night.

Hundreds of masked youths took to the dimly lit streets of Gellerup. Running battles with riot police took place on many main intersections. Tear gas canisters were launched in an effort to…

When I Was Not A Zombie When I was not a zombie I heard a wise man say, ‘Use guns and flames and bullets But keep your brains away; Give mush away, and dog food, But keep the humans free.’ But I was not a zombie, No use to talk to me. When I was not a zombie I heard him say again, ‘They lurch out of the shadows And then they eat your brain; ’Tis gnawed with moans a-plenty And then enzombies you.’ And I am now a zombie, And oh, ’tis true, ’tis…

the blood is pooling in my eyes

the fluid in my lungs

chokes my cries

my veins…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think its time for another wonderful weekly session of your questions and my answers. That's what I think.…