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what happen too the 2nd amendment!

If you're looking for a great, action horror novel to read, then why not log onto my website for links to cheap prices on my latest novels....

CLIFTON FALLS is a zombie tale set in a small farming town in the UK. A local bank is robbed, leaving a victim behind. The robbers work for the hospital, so hide the cash inside the coffin. 3 months later a new, chemical fertiliser is used on the local fields to help grow crops. The fields are near to the local cemetary. Something inside the…

Just a bit of silliness made for a Kino London challenge. The audience couldn't make up their minds on the night I was assigned the challenge criteria, so I ended up having to combine two different things:

1) The entire world wakes up one morning with squeaky voices,

and:

2) "Revenge of the Folksinger."

No zombies in this one, but there are aliens. ;)…

found another full length movie for your enjoyment.

A friend recorded this novelty Christmas song some years ago, then found out - about four weeks ago - that it had been included in a compilation album of Christmas songs. At which point he asked me to make him a music video for it in a hurry.

It nearly killed me, but I managed to get it done. So here is my first - and possibly my last! ;) - ever attempt at making a music video. No zombies in it, alas, but FWIW, there are a few dancing snowmen. ;)

BTW,…

Why I Should Be President

Some of you may know that today is election day here in the United States.  If you watch the news, you know that Obama wants to eat our children and Mitt wants to usher in an apocalypse where the rich spend all their time dining on solyent green.…

2 Words:

Polygamist and ZOMBiES!!!

YES, that's right.…

Every year my friend Travis Legge does a short zombie movie here in Rockford, Illinois, and every year he invites me to show up and be a zombie extra. I have only taken him up on it once, but I had a blast (leading to the subsequent no drinking policy on his sets). http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1754258/ This year's short id titled Lil Bub. I think I'll…

This thing has taken up every waking moment of my life for the last seven weeks or so, with the result that I am now officially exhausted! 

I made this for The Halloween Monster Movie Challenge 2012. (Which is still going on; I actually managed to finish my entry a couple of weeks before the 31st October deadline, so this could hardly be more "hot off the press.")

Hope you enjoy it.…

A zombie caught me at half past five,

"What's it like to be alive?"



I didn't know quite what to say.

"I try to take it day by day."



It moaned and scratched a little bit,

"Don't you ever think of it?"



So I bit the zombie at half past five,

Wow, haven't been here in a while :P Ok, so I've been thinking right, and being a medical student and all, I think I have a pretty good idea of how the human body (in terms of physiology in relation to gross anatomy) should work under ideal circumstances. Any changes to the regular morphology or function of even the tiniest part of the body (DNA sequence) would alter the way the body works, and since the body won't be at "optimum", it wouldn't have the capacity to function for a very long…