July 2012 Blog Posts (21)

ughhhh i swear,sleeping odd hours sucks! i got to sleep at about 5am and was kicked awake by bella at about 11am,then stayed up til about 4pm and zomked for 2 hours so i feel like a goddamn starved zombie! worst part of it is the sex dreams! ohg some funny ones!!!!!! hehe

so i'm rather exited about the lammas festival this weekend in eastbourne(where i'm living),cant wait to dress up and have fun! i already know what i'm gonna wear and i just CANNOT FREAKIN…

The lights are out all here we are trapped,

The stench of death within our hearts,

When all the chances to survive are gone

We won't let 'em take us.

The bullets flying upon our heads

The fireballs bursting like the rest

Now fear is master of the soul:

"Your doom is near, let your life flow".

Until I'm dead I'll strike 'em back

Berserker for our life I stand

See human bodies lying around

To my revenge now I am bound.

I hear 'em coming…

hi guys,ponce again sorry for how long i've been away but we fucking moved again! oh and we had a "house-guest" for four months!yeah remember that friend who died? her little sister moved in with us to escape from her violent parents...it was an experience that i dont think i'd repeat because i dont like people being inconsiderate,treating me like an unpaid maid and treating my home like a fucking flophouse!leaving mess all over my living room,hairy razors in my bathroom etc!ok...rant…

My zombie novel CLIFTON FALLS is now in script form. The novel has been split into 2 scripts, with script 1 now written & waiting to be picked up by a decent movie maker.

The novel was split in half, as there was too much good stuff in the story to cut out. The 1st script takes you on an action packed ride that introduces you to the feasting horde, as the zombies attack CLIFTON FALLS. It ends when a major outbreak occurs at the local hospital.…

LEAVE ME FOR THE DEAD,  FOR I HAVE NO PLACE TO REST MY HEAD.

THERE IS NO LIGHT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, WE ARE LEFT TO FIGHT.…

They may not be that good but I like them... And that's all that matters.

I love how you make me feel, being with you forever is quiet the deal.…

According to Forbes, the recent Miami zombie cannibal attack was caused by bath salts; according to Weekly World News, these bath salts are also the cause of many recent flesh-eating bacteria outbreaks, as described in the story below.

First, from Forbes:

The concern over synthetic drugs has come to a head in recent months, according to experts, and evidenced by events in Miami last weekend. On Saturday, Rudy…

Celebrate International Zombie Day

In honor of my new(ish) book,"I've Been Deader," today is International Zombie Day. There's a facebook page and everything! https://www.facebook.com/events/458142407538835/ Anyway, it's a great day to post something about zombies,…

You need to act on this ASAP!!!

Another short, quick piece that takes place in the "I've Been Deader" universe.

BEACHES



It was early fall and not very warm, so the beach was nearly deserted. Jon sat on a large towel, taking in the gray waters, gray sky and washout shore, what little color it clung to rapidly being lost in the fog. The soft crashing of small waves tried to lull him to sleep, and he’d found his head nodding more than once before snapping up in alarm. There was no one else around,…

Hello, I'm just sending you a sample of my zombie audio novel - CLIFTON FALLS - you will probably remember it as MORGUE OF THE DEAD...Things have changed for me since writing my second novel, so this novel has had a new lease of life. With the audio coming out soon. The sample is 4 chapters, lasting 90 mins, but it's only available for the next week or so before the engineer pulls the plug on the link. Security & all that.…

Zombie Poems For Naughty Children

Some poems to delight and fright :)…

At a time when I should be talking about the new release of "I've Been Deader," the fact that it is number six in horror on the Amazon Free In Kindle Store, even as I type, and the pending release date for the prequel, "Take A Breather," I have for some reason decided to talk about politics.



Specifically, I want to discuss the Obama Administration's failure to form an adequate contingency plan for a zombie apocalypse.…

A piece of flash fiction that takes place in the "I've Been Deader" universe.

EGG HUNT!