June 2011 Blog Posts (58)

Does it?

Does it make sense when I am feeling down,

And everyone is all around me,

That I am still…

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No no no, not the cereal or my dad or your dad or Steve Erwin's dad. No, Pops, from this FUCKING GAME! You see, I bought a PSP. A pre-owned PSP, yes, but it was never opened, I know personally because my friend never touched the damn thing no matter how many times I visited him. Anyways, with it came a couple movies. You know, kill bill and Rush Hour 2 -Holy shit I have rush hour 2, I gotta watch it-, but further more... It came with a game. This game is about five years old. Its the 2006…

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Hey! It's been a while since I have posted anything. I suppose I should give an update of some sort.

 

So... I have definitely been in mourning over the things happening lately. *sighs* When I posted my last blog, everything was fresh and I was definitely in pain, and rather numb.

 

There's no point in lying to anybody. I thought I handled…

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CDC

A screenshot of the website for the Centers for Disease Control, which were swamped by a massive wave of traffic following the tongue-in-cheek warning of an impending "zombie apocalypse."

Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?

That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency… Continue

Book signing kit is off to the printers, and what is Dead Wednesday, well just out the book trailers on my page. Here is the plot line attach.In%20the%20summer%20of%202012%20in%20the%20month%20of%20June%20the%20Romero%20comet%20passed%20the%20earth%20leaving%20behind%20a%20red%20haze%20through%20parts%20of%20the%20world.doc

Like vampires, zombies are great opportunists. So it comes as no surprise that zombie outbreaks often happen in the wake of natural disasters. Combine disasters with warm climates and you truly have a recipe for a major outbreak, as the following stories prove.

Key West, Florida, 1935…

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We're back and we're as ROTTEN as ever. Rotten Zombies With Keith Carpenter and the Ren. Catch our all new 45minute episode with an interview with ZMDB website co-creator David Oates. 

Become a follower on pod0matic and you could be chosen to recieve an autographed copy of Freeze Dried the Awakening the newest zombie novel by Keith Carpenter. Tell your zombie loving friends… Continue

   I stared at the crowd of screaming, shoving, cursing teenagers. Oh, God, this was lunch? "Lord, take me now," I muttered under my breath. It was complete and total chaos, and the lines they were supposed to stand in were more like groups. Where were the teachers? Oh, yeah, on their own lunch breaks. The security guard was standing next to a line, the burger line I think, and ignored some kid getting shoved on the ground, and the lunch lady yelling, "One at a time, you good fer…

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   I'm so tired. I'm the girl who usually pays attention in class, no matter how boring. But, when I was in the middle of taking notes in my math class, I fell asleep! I'm an idiot, and when I jolted awake, I looked around to make sure no one saw. Nobody did. But that was the second time it had happened. I can't go home right now, 'cause I don't have a way to call my 'rents and they won't let me walk home all on my lonesome. I shouln't have asked if I could stay after school today... I've got… Continue

On a later note, yet more depressing note, in this picture there are two men, one an elderly gent and one a young man around the age of twenty-seven with a dead girl in their room, suspended with the drapes wrapped tightly around her neck.

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Wandering within the silence

shuffling feet taken up with indifference

identify me in the nothingness

that sweeps across the plains

a lost dream with no name

all my hopes and fears together drop

like apparitions falling through the rain

transparent longing with nothing left to gain

stinging eyes behind lashes with no self belief

looking up into an empty tear stained sky

a smudge reminder that everything is gone

no…

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   Elf Girl stayed silent, thoughtful, and suddenly said, "My dad's dead."

   I messed with my I-Pod, trying not to look too closely at her. If she was about to start crying, I don't know what I'd do, so I figured that as long as I couldn't see her, it wouldn't happen. "Yeah? How?"

   "He was in the war, and well, you know." She shrugged her bony shoulders as if it didn't matter.

   I did know. I may not have fought in any war you've heard of, but that doesn't mean they…

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Love sucks. Balls. Saggy, wrinkly, old man balls. *Sigh* My aunt won't leave her abusive, piss-poor excuse of a husband.

But love still makes you happy. How that hell does that work?

   Elf girl glanced at my picture and raised an eyebrow with a very unladylike snort. "Really? What is he, Van Helsing?"

   "Hardly. Van Helsing wasn't a disgusting pig. Most times." Well, he wasn't until he turned into a drunk and tried to hump anything with two legs and boobs. And sometimes even without the boobs.

   "So I suppose you know him personally, right?" I grinned at her, though I think it was more like bearing teeth.

   "Of course. That's my job." Well,…

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   Okay, this is, by far, one of the best series I have read. It takes place in 1802, and Mary Faber is an orphan. Her parents had died from the plague when she was eight, and she's now 12, living on the streets with Charlie Rooster's gang. But, one day, Charlie pisses off the wrong people, and ends up dead. Mary decides it's time to act; so she cuts her hair, dons pants, and gives herself the name 'Jacky.' Thinking she's a boy, a navy ship recruits her as a ship's boy, along with the snob…

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What does the term pre-production mean?

 

In almost every case I can think of it means never going to happen.

 

In the case of my movie, Dead Drunk, it sort of means something like I'll get there when I get there. In the past two years I've had three regional production companies ask for rights to the…

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