The Dread Pirate Boodrow

Male

Everton, Arkansas

United States

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About You?: I work for Wicked Zombies and as Scout for Peoples Army, Lady Wolves and 101st Sector! I enjoy watching Anime, building Sci-Fi Anime models. Scarfing Pizza. Killing zombies and running down idiots from LZ. From time to time, I try to clear my head and forget about the events of 21 years ago.
Antarctica is the place to to freeze your ass off. Found out that I'm a Spirit Warrior and Artificer. [ A supreme craftsman]
I'm good at making weapons just like Hepheastus of Greek
Myth. Which also makes me a Shadow Folk. Rarely seen in day, always haunting the edge of civilization!! Got to keep a low profile as the forces of darkness hate my guts!!! What can I say. The "Old Ones" are all ass-holes!!
My Opinion Of How/When And/Or What "Z-Day" Will Be...: Z-day will come like a slap to the face. When you least expect it!!!
Best thing that anyone can do is to be prepared!!!
In The First Hours Of "Z-Day" I Would Go...: Get shit-faced drunk and then go get any weapon that I can find and go hunting those goddamn zombies!! And if the forces of darkness and their cohorts try to show their ugly faces, I will stomp them into the dust and use their bodies to grease the wheels of my M10 Tank Destroyer!!
My Ideal Weapon(s) To Use During "Z-Day"...: B.A.R. Particle Beam Rifle. Spartan sword. Flame thrower. Rail Gun.
Other Than Zombies I Would Have To Worry About...: As to weather or not to hunt some low-life relatives as well. Both them and zombies are worse than possums!!

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Wicked Death☭

Find your WICKED WAYS this weekend.

Raped by the dead, bent over at the grave,
I attack from behind, and you drop your precious roses.
Your warmth rouses me, the hunger burns within
and I laugh at your screams as I tear away your clothing.

Man, Woman, means nothing to me,
I violate their holes, rape the living equally.
When the act's completed, I spill my stinking goo
and as I pull away my rotting cock breaks off in you.

Screams! We Breed! The bitch is oozing with seed
The orgy will not stop, until every corpse has ravaged your twat
We are many and writhing with lust, hate and reek of disgust
Every hole will be torn, battered and dripping with fluids before we are
done.

We are going to hurt you. We are going to fuck you.
We are going to eat you, while you're still alive.
We will sodomize you, tear the insides from you.
We will fuck your ruptured flesh, as you beg to die.

Untold millennia of breeding, a most hideous evolution.
New forms of life after death, and a lust that can never be killed.
We rise from mouldering graves, to beat, to rape and devour you.
Our need can never be sated. Your flesh can never endure our love.

Nov 12, 2010
Zombie Killa

The Walking Dead will make our week so very WICKED.

Nov 16, 2010
Wicked Death☭

Dear Friend,

I know this is a frightful imposition and one really should not be bothering you at a time like this...

I need to ask you an awfully big favor dear friend,...

I really don't like to ask you such a thing ..

I know you do such alot for me already and I really wouldn't ask unless I was absolutely desperate...

But could I possibly borrow your face?

Wickedly Waiting,
Wicked Ways

Nov 18, 2010
Cobra Kommander

Happy Thanksgiving!

Nov 24, 2010
Komrad Scarlet Zombie☭

A ghoul in life, I have been called, and so would be in death; let us then, love, be both enthralled as zombies. What loss breath? Our love is worth more than such things as breath and life and laughter; I long to live unlife with you, and eat you ever after.

Nov 27, 2010
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

Have A Wicked Wonderful Zombies Weekend...

Dec 3, 2010
Kitty Chainsaw

Dec 10, 2010
Cobra Kommander

Dec 21, 2010
Komrad Mercenary☭

HO-HO-HO............................................................

Dec 25, 2010
Wicked Death☭

Let's be NAUGHTY and save Santa the trip......WICKED WAYS!

Dec 25, 2010
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

MERRY CHRISTMAS******************************************!
Make Sure To Have FUN & PLAY With Your WICKED Gifts~

Dec 25, 2010
Komrad Mercenary☭

Newscaster: It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.

Feb 11, 2011
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

Komrad what have you been up to? You are Missed!

Feb 13, 2011
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

Feb 13, 2011
Komrad Kommissar Fennek

LOYALTY TO A FRIEND AND LOYALTY TO THE KAUSE ARE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THINGS KOMRAD-YOU SEEM TO POSSESS BOTH WITH LITTLE EFFORT-thank you for the welkome-keep your eyes peeled for new things to kome surrounding the KOMRADZ

Feb 20, 2011
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

-KOMRADZ LEAD THE WAY-

Feb 28, 2011
KOMRAD RHINO☭

i did some looking around and i had no luck. however Komrad Fennek did and he is right. J&G Sales has what you are looking for.

Mar 17, 2011
Wicked Death☭

HUGS & KISSES...

Mar 22, 2011
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

Mar 24, 2011
kasumalley

Thanks for jammin' in the Wicked Music group. ;)

Mar 28, 2011
Zombie Killa

Mar 28, 2011
Zombie Killa

Was the Easter Bunny good to you?!

Apr 25, 2011
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

Zombie Play Ground...The children always have all the fun!

Jun 5, 2011
Wicked Death☭

Jun 13, 2011
Komrad Scarlet Zombie☭

Jun 14, 2011
Zombie Killa

Jun 15, 2011
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

Have a Wicked Zombies week...

Jun 20, 2011
Komrad Scarlet Zombie☭

Jun 22, 2011
Komrad Mercenary☭

Jun 24, 2011
Komrad Lady Sunyak

Jul 1, 2011
Stalker Taint

Glad to have another addition to the Stalker family! Welcome!

Aug 4, 2011
Wicked Death☭

I love you more than I want the Wicked Zombies to Eat Me!

Sep 1, 2011
Black Plague

Oct 2, 2011
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

Happy Halloween & Wicked Zombies Love~

Oct 31, 2011
Komrad Kommissar Fennek

The masses will feast upon the flesh of the greedy and korrupted-your Komradz will fight for you!-your faith is strong!-the Greater Good will triumph!-forward and into the future Komrad!

Nov 4, 2011
Shootmenow

I'm glad you like the cards. Thanks again for your contribution and help in making it happen!

Nov 12, 2011
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

How my Favorite pirate?

Nov 22, 2011
Lady Wicked Wolf

Dec 7, 2011
Komrad Lady Sunyak

Dec 16, 2011
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

Jan 13, 2012
MALICE☭

Feb 6, 2012
Komrad Scarlet Zombie☭

Mar 2, 2012
KOMRAD RHINO☭

its always good to hear from you my pirate brother in arms.

Jun 15, 2012
Killa of Zombies

May 20, 2013
KOMRAD RHINO☭

chances are better then average bro. its good to see ya again. ;-)

Aug 24, 2013
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

wIcKeD zOmBiEs...

May 7, 2014
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

-KOMRADZ LEAD THE WAY-

Mar 16, 2015
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

Nov 26, 2015
saint.357

How have you been? We Miss you please come back!

Dec 15, 2015
Komrad Venessa Wicked☭

Hi Sweetheart I See You Must Be Having A Very Busy Day?...

Jul 25, 2020