babyfivetongues

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Los Alamitos, CA

United States

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About You?

Educator. Raised on grindhouse cinema. Ready for Revelations.

My Opinion Of How/When And/Or What "Z-Day" Will Be...

The zombie apocalypse will come in two major phases. First, there will be a dramatic increase in Alzheimer's disease. This has already started. Second, the longitudinal effects of chronic cell phone use will result in tumors that are often located in the part of the brain that controls aggression. As the elderly lose their minds and succumb to the tumors, we will have a problem. Thankfully, a large percentage of the zombie population will wear dentures and/or have bad gums.

In The First Hours Of "Z-Day" I Would Go...

In the first hours of the major outbreak, I would gather friends and family and storm the local Costco. Hopefully this would occur at night so that we could keep civilian casualties to a minimum.

My Ideal Weapon(s) To Use During "Z-Day"...

My ideal zombie killing weapon would be a lawnmower.

Other Than Zombies I Would Have To Worry About...

Other than zombies I would have to worry about food for my children, my medication, stupid people, neglected pets, cannibals, infections, ammunition, water, and sharks. I always worry about sharks.

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