My Zombie Apocalypse Chosen Few

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Comment by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on August 9, 2020 at 7:16pm

Hello My Choosen Few...

Comment by Kevin Zombieman Wilde on March 18, 2015 at 10:33am

Comment by Velma Giggle Wink on June 5, 2013 at 8:30pm

Hello love! :) BOO! ;)

Comment by Killa of Zombies on May 20, 2013 at 10:28pm

How have you been Sexy lady?

Comment by Velma Giggle Wink on August 18, 2012 at 10:14pm

Hola! I am not dead! Just been slammed with work but done some graphics of late that i know all my kick ass Wicked Bitchz will love soooooo!

Comment by Velma Giggle Wink on June 21, 2012 at 9:50pm

LOOK WHAT I MADE! :)

Comment by Velma Giggle Wink on June 8, 2012 at 12:08am

Also don't think your not next guys! HAVE a IMPORTANT if not DISTURBING UPDATE! A map thing again so your gonna have to go to the page on my site. Go here http://www.myzombieapocalypsechosenfew.com/map-of-possible-zombie-a... and scroll down to the second map and find out just exactly how long it will take to spread threw the whole US...

Comment by Velma Giggle Wink on June 6, 2012 at 11:45pm

WTF!!!! Okay I did not realize where this one was until I just heard it on my LOCAL news channel!!!! Do me a fav guys!!!!! Make sure you keep in contact with me over the next few weeks! This one was an hour away from where me and MY SON live! Oh and if you guys don't see me on in a while then those of you that are close to me grab the WOC ( Weapon of Choice ),get your ass in the car and come get me damnitt!  http://ning.it/Ld2raO

Comment by Velma Giggle Wink on June 6, 2012 at 2:33am

SO this is my first one of these. I am not the traditional survival tip of the week person. So tell me how I did. Some of you have already read it but for everyone else.... Here we go. Survival tip of the week!

A girl best concealed weapon...

You know how someone picks up your purse and sarcastically makes a joke and says, "DO YOU HAVE BRICKS IN THIS THING!" Well they get a less then sarcastic reaction from me when I answer, " Well actually yes I do. Wanna see?" He! He! He!

So ladies you need to start carrying around a purse that does not have a thick skin. So no leather or anything like that. Find something that has some weight on it, that also has some sharp edges. A big rock or brick works nicely. Oh and purses with longer handles work better as well. Either way though... If someone comes at you wanting to dance with you in the nontraditional way then you can take a hold of that purse and swing as hard as you can right at there heads. Oh! This works whether it's a zombie or not BTW. I Have had occasion to test the theory on 3 fine ob-standing assholes who where getting a little to grabby on a dark street one night when I was hanging  downtown. He! He! He! Throwing your keys in there before hand helps also.

It works ladies! This is coming from a chick that has 2 black belts AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING my 20 years of self defense only barely measures up to a well placed hard swing with a brick purse! LOL

Also it doesn't hurt your diet to be carrying that around in your purse while your walking. Burns more calories and more importantly builds muscle.

 LOL well I guess that is it for now. Next time I'll teach you ladies about my BooBy Knife! :)

*Giggle Wink*
Velma

 

And if that isn't enough to quenck your blood lust ladies then I suggest a shopping trip! :)

Comment by The Dread Pirate Boodrow on June 3, 2012 at 3:02pm

Been working at Pace Industries doing my best to pay bills

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