The Infirmary

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Permalink Reply by Koma White on December 7, 2011 at 7:03pm

Major! Are you up to date with your shots since you have been on leave?!

Get into exam room 3 please...

Oh... and rules are now changed regarding castration of insubordinate 'pups', just be glad only new recruits are under the new policies, otherwise you'd all be losing your 'gear'. 

(LOL!!)

Permalink Reply by Koma White on December 7, 2011 at 6:56pm

*walks into the exam room 2 as the nurse finished the prostate exam and the patient is sobbing*

Suck it up Soldier.  Here's a lollipop now on your way.

Nurse, could please go into Exam Room 1 and take the patient's blood pressure and prep the vaccines while I get his chart, thank you. 

*Walks into office to retrieve chart*

Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on December 8, 2011 at 1:54am

could you be so kind as to show me to the exam room Koma? the place has changed a bit since my last visit and i need a guide.

*rolls up sleeve for boosters*

Permalink Reply by Koma White on December 7, 2011 at 7:08pm

*sweeps into Exam room 1*

Good afternoon - glad to see you are back. 

I have to administer a new vaccine to lessen the chance of infection while on duty.

Bend over the table please, it needs to be injected intramuscularly into the gluteus maximus for full absorption.

*Jabs Anthony in the ass with the giant 18 gauge needle*

Permalink Reply by Lady Wicked Wolf on December 7, 2011 at 7:18pm

*peeks in room*

*HAWLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ASSSSSSSSSSS OUT THE DOOR*

LMFAOOOO POOR GUYS THEY GOT IT BAD HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Permalink Reply by Koma White on December 7, 2011 at 7:25pm

Just doing my job, General. 

;) Who says you can't take pride in your work? LOL

Permalink Reply by Koma White on December 7, 2011 at 7:21pm

Just doing my duty.

*Places band-aid over the very red spot*

Now, checking your file, you haven't been in in a while. I would like to let you know that we are now taking on psych patients, should you need any counselling or to vent some stress.

Now I would suggest reporting to the General or Major for further orders on what's going on out in the field. 

Permalink Reply by Koma White on December 7, 2011 at 7:26pm

Did you want a lollipop too?

Permalink Reply by Lady Wicked Wolf on December 7, 2011 at 7:28pm

Dr.Koma i want a report on every soldier you see i also want a list of those who havent gotten there check ups or vaccine

Permalink Reply by Koma White on December 7, 2011 at 7:31pm

Yes Ma'am. I'll compile that information for you as soon as possible.

Permalink Reply by Lady Wicked Wolf on December 7, 2011 at 7:38pm

thank you

Permalink Reply by Koma White on December 7, 2011 at 7:30pm

I just gave you a check up. 

Keep it professional, sir. 

We have a code of conduct while in the infirmary. Fraternization takes place in the tavern just over there, if you prefer shenanigans.  

LOL

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