"Zombies can't climb." WE BEEN LIED TO!!!

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 20, 2011 at 8:19am

I think zoms will be like a person who woke out of a coma w/amnesia. i don't think the body would forget basic movements, it just wouldn't have thoughts like a normal person. my question for you guys is....if a zombie eats and eats and eats and doesn't use the bathroom (cause, i've never seen a zom take a shit in a movie) how do they not explode from overfilling themselves? in all seriousness though, i would try to take a little of what i've learned from all zombie materials and just keep yourself prepared for anything

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 20, 2011 at 1:41pm

I haven't seen it but anything with both of them is bound to be funny as hell

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 20, 2011 at 1:46pm

my guess is based on my knowledge of the human body. being the internal organs wont work anymore. my guess would be that what they eat would have to be pushed out of the bowls by fresh food. part of the reason a zombie would stink so bad. if this didnt happen then they would just explode from the inside out from all that they eat. in a book i read. The Zombie Combat Manual by Roger Ma. he even points out that the worst thing to assail the human sense of smell is the smell of rotting human flesh. now compound this with rotting chewed human flesh and you have a really bad smelling enemy that will make you do the following.

 

1) fight the urge to vomit

2) make your nose feel a stinging sensation

3) make your eyes water and tear up uncontrolably

 

so for all pretenses and purposes. we will basically be fighting these things with a gas mask on. making a gas mask that much more a necessary and very vital piece of equipment to survive.

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 20, 2011 at 1:49pm

I should really steer away from reading stuff on wz right after eating lol.

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 20, 2011 at 1:58pm

sorry love. lol. if you want. i can line you up with a good gas mask. lol.

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 20, 2011 at 5:25pm

i don't know if i could stand wearing one. i freaked out when i put chris's on.

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 20, 2011 at 7:26pm

the one like i have in my profile pic and the M15 gas mask are not so enclosed as Mr. Sunyaks is.

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Wayne on May 20, 2011 at 9:10pm

well its simple, the infected ragers of course can climb...the staggering undead walkers would lack the coordination and strength (especially for ladders) now...we cant base our beliefs strictly on Romero movies...there are going to be some unforseen rules that zombies will either break or adhere to... I believe that some (not all) zombies (walkers) wil probably be able to manage to stagger up a couple flights of stairs....

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 21, 2011 at 2:18am

very true. when it comes down to the fine wire. it is all strictly speculation and a degree of common sense. the rules of engagement will be defined for sure when it all comes to pass.

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Permalink Reply by MALICE☭ on May 21, 2011 at 10:24am

If the infected have the strength to  climb and run this is because they are not dead. The undead zombie is full of rigor mortis which should make walking difficult. Climbing would be impossible because their bones won't be able to hold the weight.

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 21, 2011 at 2:07pm

the bones are the very last thing to go. reason being they would need to be exposed to the air for that. as long as the bones are covered with rotten flesh, they will stay strong enough to hold the weight.

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Scarlet Zombie☭ on May 21, 2011 at 5:15pm

If our zombie survival is all wrong the Komradz what should be be preparing for instead?

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