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Aaaaiiiieeeee! Zombie!

You read the CDC's guide and you've got your zombie contingency plan in place. Or at least, you have one in your head. And you have plenty of duct tape around the house, so it shouldn't be a problem to throw together a kit when the time comes, right? Wrong. The last thing you want to do when the apocalypse hits is be delayed by something you could have prepped for. Because while you're prepping, other people are raiding the gun stores, hitting the highway, finding friends who will have their back, all of which is going to be really important, and all of which is going to suck if you're not one of the first people doing it.

Let us give you a leg-up on the competition with all sorts of useful gear already in a bag for easy carrying. Throw in your important paperwork, some water, your medications, and you're ready to hit the road at a moment's notice.

What's included in the Zombie Survival Kit?

The SOG Tactical Tomahawk - One and a half pounds of 420 stainless steel zombie "persuasion." 15 3/4 in. long. 8 1/4 in. blade. Fiberglass-reinforced nylon handle and sheath. Never needs reloading.

  • Zombie Crime Scene Tape

    Zombie Crime Scene Tape

    Warn others while you can.

  • Collapsible Shot Glass

    Collapsible Shot Glass

    Because it's important to stay hydrated on the run.

  • Dissolving Hand Soap Sheets

    Dissolving Hand Soap Sheets

    Zombie killing gets messy.

  • Survival Kit in a Sardine Can

    Survival Kit in a Sardine Can

    25 items, super convenient.

  • CRKT Eat'N Tool

    CRKT Eat'N Tool

    Never face the undead without your trusty spork.

  • Zombie Jerky

    Zombie Jerky

    Run away faster with 15g of protein in each serving.

  • Tool Logic Survival Card with Firestarter

    Tool Logic Survival Card with Firestarter

    Zombies bad. Fire good.

  • Zombie Blast Energy Shot

    Zombie Blast Energy Shot

    Keep on the move with this.

... plus a length of 550 lb. paracord for good measure, all packed in a black, lightweight, nylon drawstring bag that has the biohazard symbol printed on it and the helpful instructions, "Zombie Survival Kit / In Case of Outbreak: Open Bag." 

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Zombie jerkey!! LMAO, the best ever!! plus the energy shot in a shotgun casing is awesome too!! nice kit, I might just have to get this!! thnx babe youre the best xoxo

i like this. a basic and simple kit to keep in a car. i might get one of these for my car in case i need it. i love the zombie tape. lol.

This will be at the top of my Xmas list! 

DEAR SANTA! 

Must own

... i keep more items than this in my pockets at all times...

You must have a bunch of pockets Komrad...

lol.   it's mostly condensing tools into my wallet, my car keys, and on my belt.

i carry this on me at all times::  KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS JUST ON MY PERSON.  I HAVE MY EVERYDAY CARRY BAG IN THE CAR AT ALL TIMES

IN MY WALLET:

flat jewelers lens (small magnifying glass for starting fires)
soft dry tinder

trama grade gauze 

4 large bandaids

cat gut sutures and titanium needle

IN MY CAR KEYS:
pill fob sewing kit and complete fishing kit
(pinch weights, 30ft 35lb braided fishing line, 12 titanium hooks, pill fob used as bobber)

pill fob full of water purification tablets.
waterproof lighter dipped in tool dip. (emergency only)

64 gig flash drive full of plant identifying books, us army survival manuels, marine manual, S.E.R.E Guide, Basic mechanic guide, medical books, etc.

200 steel ring links (chainmail)   used for securing fabrics together, leather etc.

police issue handcuff key

IN MY POCKETS:

i also carry::
gerber multi tool
100ft 550 paracord braided via Slatt's Rescue Knot into a belt.
paracord shoe laces


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