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Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: he wiped his butt
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Permalink Reply by MALICE☭ on
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- Why didn’t the zombie move forward with his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on.
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Wayne on
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What's cuter than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth. Awww.
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Permalink Reply by k0mrad_z0mbie_militia on
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Haha, these are great. I also found that leper jokes work equally well as zombie jokes, along with various dead baby and "mommy, mommy" jokes.For example...
Q: What's grosser than nailing a dead zombie to a tree?
A: Ripping it off.
and
Q: What's red, silver, and moaning?
A: A zombie with forks stuck in its eyes.
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Permalink Reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on
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Q: What's red, gray, and splashes?
A: A zombie baby in a puddle of brains
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Permalink Reply by Amber Hegel on
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That is so funny could I use that
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CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on
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that was..... let me think. EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!
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Q: How do you keep a zombie on the bottom of the pool.
A: Shove a 50 pound weight up his ass and throw him in.
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why did the zombie cross the road?
To get to the chicken on the other side
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