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I for one would be screwed in many situations should a zombie outbreak occur. I can't sit around and pretend I'd be a badass. I'd be scared as hell! I have a list of issues I have that would really impair me should something so nuts happen.

1. I have a little one that I have to protect. (This is not a weakness in my book but I think protecting anyone makes things tough!)
2. I'm not overweight, probably underweight, but I'm really out of shape. Not a lot of cardio goin' on around here if it doesn't involve chasing a toddler.
3. I get SO cold. So cold I become impaired. I can't do much when I'm freezing. I was always a little heavier as a teen so I think I'm still adjusting to having less muscle/fat to warm me.
4. I am super emotional. I would not handle having to take out someone I love well at all.
5. I really like staying at home, so if I had to ditch it I'd be a mess.
6. Hardcore stomach issues, everything makes me ill. I can imagine lots of puking due to smells and visuals.

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my weaknesses are kinda basic because of genetic conditions like heart and lung troubles, bone disorders like various forms of arthritis. then there is a thing about being alone. reason being, i am the only one in my family who even entertains the possibility of a zombe attack. but i can help you beat one of your troubles Kasumalley.

ISSUE 6: HARD CORE STOMACH ISSUES

ANSWER: WORK IN A SLAUGHTER HOUSE. AFTER YOUR FIRST 2 WEEKS WORKING IN ONE OF THESE PLACES, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A QUEEZY STOMACH AGAIN. I KNOW. I DID IT FOR 2 YEARS. LOL.
Um, yeah, no thanks. lol I've watched a few slaughtering videos lately and I'm not signin' up for that one any time soon! hahaha I'll get my burgers from the drive-thru thank you very much!

Yes, arthritis and any other physical condition is a problem! I have severely achy joints, arthritis runs in the family and this would come into play if I were to get cold, which was on my list. It gets worse the colder it gets outside. I'm inside, nice and warm but because the weather is different I am aching like nuts.

Which adds another issue to my list....

7. I'd kill someone if I couldn't have a hot bath everyday, which I think I listed in the addictions thread. haha
1) no more ball jokes -sighs-

2) Health Issues like bad lungs (smoker) cancer runs in both sides of my family along with mental illnesses

3) not being able to shower daily -shivers-

4) heat waves you would think that after living in Texas my whole life (born and raised) I would be use to the heat but in fact i have suffered from over 6 heat strokes and I do not handle the heat well at all.
No more ball jokes. I'm going to cry! I didn't even think of that. I should go drink half a pint now. ;)

Heat waves would also suck. It gets so hot here. (We are from TX too, in case anyone doesn't know.) I never did outdoor sports because of heat in the summer. I can't do any kind of cardio if I am already hot or I will puke/pass out.

Especially now. I thought I was fine most of my life but I found out when I was 20 that I am epileptic after having 2 seizure episodes within 6 months. Now it's obvious that I've been having absence seizures most of my life, visual problems and it's most likely why most sports seem to almost kill me.

So there is eight...

8. Epilepsy would strike at some point, I'd be flopping around, bust my head (again, got a lip scar and a cracked tooth as a badge of epilepsy courage) or simply lose vision. I get ocular migraines and literally can't see straight for about an hour until they go away. So that would be bad if zombies were flying in your face.
My mother, her mother are diabetic

my mother and sister are bi-polar

my father, his father are/were maniac depressive

(looks up)

i'm gonna need to rob like every single wal-greens and CVS i can find
Word, my family has history of mental illnesses too. I know, you're shocked. It's a curse though. Hard to escape.
hey that reminds me (runs off to movies post)
Hotdog lover.
ball lover -giggles-
Well...No I got nothin'. LOL
I would be walking around with kasumalley on my back like Yoda on Luke's back. She has major tummy issues. When she was pregnant she was a intravenous Zofran pump 24 hours a day. I had to change her injection site twice a day like her nurse. It was brutal for her(and me as well cause I hate the shit out of needles)

I have a few kids kinda spread out so the rounding up will be tough if I can't get us all together before things get to out of hand.

I have already had major stomach non liguinal hernia surgery, and we think I may have torn my synthetic mesh in me already. I am in ok shape I guess, but if you haven't ever had your intestines bust through your abs then your just not living. Try it sometime.

Older I get the more my blood sugar levels seem to be kicking my ass.
My father has glaucoma and diabetes so I am screwed possibly.
I had really fucked up lasik on my eyes and it has been redone 3 times in my right eye and it will never dialate properly again, so my shooting is a little hindered in the daylight, but I have learned to work around that with my guns.
A friend of mine swears by those blue-blocker sunglasses

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