Top 10 Reasons Dogs are Better Than Women

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 18, 2011 at 4:34pm

i have to disagree with rule number 4. when my dog Boots was alive. if i pet another dog, he was very upset at me. but not for very long. i usually came home with food or drink he wanted and made up to me within the hour. lol. loved that dog. he ate what i ate. drink what i would drink. and would watch zombie movies with me for as long as i wanted. a true blue friend right to the end. the only time i ever dreaded that dog being around was when he ate 2 things. a raw rabbit he ate when he would hunt them in the back yard. or way to much Taco Bell and beer with me. he would get the farts something wicked. he also LOVED bean dip and nacho night. we would sit back in my over sized easy chair and i would have warm re-fried bean dip with nachos and cheese and a mini-keg of Heineken beer. when all done. i would let him out for the night but before he would go, i would set up the mini-keg on the porch and prime the pump. then let Boots drink from the nozzle of the mini-keg till he had his fill. then he would stagger to a fully fenced back yard and have a rabbit hunt. and he always got his rabbit. drunk or sober. lol. because even though it was gross. he would always save me a couple of legs. lol.

 

R.I.P. Boots. you were my best pal.

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 18, 2011 at 5:20pm

our pets are our children. when i lost Boots. it was like i lost my own son. still not quite over it and its been 12 years ago. i hope Gambit is better now. i know first hand that our pets mourn a loss just as much as we do.

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 18, 2011 at 6:07pm

That list was hilarious!!!

I love when dogs act like people..Layla over here also likes standing on the coffee table on all fours. 

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Permalink Reply by kasumalley on May 23, 2011 at 12:35pm

I wants a dog. I have a tiny, tiny teacup sized schnauzer/dauschund mix that is waiting on me but Scat has reservations. He thinks I'm irresssponnssiiibbllleeeee. hehehe I am though. I'd probably lose him in my house. He's so tiny. His name is Peanut! He's at my mom's though so if we change our minds I'm goin' to get him. My argument is that he'd be great to have around for epileptic people. Dogs are awesome for people who have seizures, especially little ones. Little teacup sized ones. ;)

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Permalink Reply by Redrum: the undead juggalo on May 18, 2011 at 5:53pm

hear ya guys, chance is a mixed dalmation....bestest dog in the world.

he belonged to my mother, when she past on i took him in.....can't imagine life with out him.

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 18, 2011 at 7:26pm

My previous dog peed whenever she was excited. The vet put her on some stuff called Proin that really helped.

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Permalink Reply by Cheri Zarvall on May 21, 2011 at 4:47pm

 

 

I love my dogs! Bottom one, Karma, is a pit, but she loves my chihuahua Pockets. I can always count on them to be happy to see me.

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on May 21, 2011 at 8:03pm

they remind me of my 2 cats, Ash and Tigger. Tigger is the biggest of the 2 boys at a killer 43 and a 1/2 pounds. Ash is the smallest at a mere 10 pounds even. despite the size difference. they watch after and play with each other like they were tiny kittens. i love my 2 boys. always will. but Boots was the first dog i raised from a puppy and trained for myself. he was my best friend and for all pretenses and meanings of the words. he was my first son. i wish he could be here with Ash and Tigger. R.I.P. boots.

this is Boots when he was younger. lol.  we were in a motel when this was done. i used to take him on the road to gun shows with me. 

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Permalink Reply by Cheri Zarvall on May 22, 2011 at 7:35pm

One problem with this blog post: most people don't screw dogs. lol

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on May 23, 2011 at 12:17pm

Most being the operative word lol

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on May 22, 2011 at 9:55pm

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you. Getting me a dog I am tired of bitches!

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Permalink Reply by Black Plague on May 23, 2011 at 1:17pm

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog. Isn't that the truth.

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