Scared of Lawn Gnomes? These Will Only Make Things Worse

By JonathanBarkan on May 25, 2016

I hate gardening with a passion. I’m of the firm belief that I’ll either let nature take its course OR if something annoys me enough then I’ll simply rip out the root, salt the earth, lay down a bunch of rocks, and be done with the whole thing. I know, it’s very Biblical but that’s just the kind of person I am.

I will say however that if I possessed a green thumb, I’d want to bring my love of horror into the garden. And what better way to do that then by having creepy lawn gnomes scattered throughout? And thanks to the folk over at Revenant FX, I can do exactly that.

From gnomes themed after iconic slashers like Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street to standard zombie gnomes, they’ve got adorably terrifying critters that will make sure every neighbor avoids you like the plague…or become your best friend. Either way, winner winner, chicken dinner!

If you want to terrify your garden, you can snag your own gnomes right here.