Best one liners...

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on April 1, 2011 at 12:07pm

Oooh Brenda, your brains smell so good - so rich and spicy

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Permalink Reply by Fearless Freak on April 1, 2011 at 12:57pm

AND THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!

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Permalink Reply by Fearless Freak on April 4, 2011 at 9:49am

Bill Hicks: One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding on to for years

 

"No family.
No girlfriend.
No friends.

No love.
No hope.
No point.

And Santa Claus is DEAD! I KILLED HIM!
I KILLED HIM WITH THIS! [Grabs crotch]
And I left his stinking corpse in an underground cavern where it is raped by hundreds of toxic-effluent-crazed gila monsters every second of every DAY!"

"Six thousand traumatized children taken to hospital after Jerusalem interview --- TV station claims force majeure --- Jerusalem's editor still unavailable for comment . . ."
-- Spider Jerusalem discusses his winter plans with an SPKF broadcaster

Spider Jerusalem: Transmetropolitan

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on April 4, 2011 at 9:42pm

"Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
" - Ripley Alien 4

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on April 5, 2011 at 3:30pm

great movie

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Permalink Reply by Wicked Death☭ on April 7, 2011 at 7:27pm

A Classic Comedy!

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Permalink Reply by Fearless Freak on April 5, 2011 at 9:31am

That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a fucking egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a fucking egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a fucking egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs

 

God is not on the sie of the big battalions, but on those with the best shots

 

 

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Permalink Reply by Fearless Freak on April 6, 2011 at 9:52am

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Venessa Wicked☭ on April 6, 2011 at 9:55pm

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Sunyak on April 7, 2011 at 9:50pm

Did your mother have any children that lived?

Do you suck dicks?

Whats your name, fatbody?

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Lady Sunyak on April 7, 2011 at 11:04pm

If god would have wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

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Permalink Reply by Fearless Freak on April 8, 2011 at 3:13am

if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

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