Ask Velma - SEX WITH ZOMBIES!!!

WARRING THIS CAME FROM MY WEBSITE AND IS NOT CENSORED BECAUSE OF THAT SO IF YOU ARE OFFENDED THEN YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T OF LET CURIOSITY GET THE BEST OF YOU... AFTER ALL IT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF SO MANY CATS!

Okay well on my website I opened a new discussion section that I call Ask Velma... Basically everyone can ask me questions about anything zombie... Like things you always wondered or something like that and I will answer the questions... Well the first question I got asked was about SEX of couse so I thought I would share it and the answer and then maybe you guys could come up with some more... So

What happens if a human has SEX with a Zombie,
will the human become one?

Okay your answer is a lil more complicated then what you probably think. It would depend on the specific kind of zombie outbreak there was. If it was something like the NANOBOTS then the answer would be NO unless the person controlling them took up that opportunity to infect a different host. As for the viruses... If it were a virus that acted more like the rage virus from the movies then the answer would be YES because a virus like that would be highly contagious in many aspects. This virus in real life would be more then likely a combo of viruses already in existence, such as the RABIES VIRUS, MAD COW or even the NECRO virus. All of which attack the stimulus portion of the brain and would in turn make the virus they are infected with more contagious and there for would be able to be transmitted by any bodily fluid. If it came from a virus that attached only the joints and only the motor control portion of the brain then the virus would more them likely move to slowly to be able to become infectious to that extent before the cells in the body would start to break down.

I hope this answered your question in full. I feel I would be amiss if I did not recommend SAFE SEX when it comes to SQUISHING with a zombie! I don't care how caught up in the moment you will get! If not then you will have the worst case of CROTCH ROT anyone has ever heard of! LOL... Oh and Tape it!!! If for no other reason then that is defiantly gonna be one of those things that you are gonna have to have proof of before you start telling anyone!

I found this on how to have sex with zombies!!!

Tips for the Living

 Stay Away from the Hot Dead Chick



 If your necrophilia or poor judgment tempts you to get intimate with a zombie…don’t! It will not end well. Zombies come on strong and won’t take no for an answer, but they only want you for your juicy flesh and your brains. Not your intelligence – your BRAINS. On the other hand, if you are dumb enough or hard up enough to have sex with a zombie, maybe it’s just as well that you get taken out of the gene pool.

 Threesomes to Die For
 

 Zombies often travel in groups, so you may be propositioned by more than one zombie at a time. If getting it on with two chicks at once is high on your list of things to do before you die, go for it. You’ll find yourself in heaven…sooner than you expected.

 

 

And Just For Fun!!!