5 Reasons We Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on March 23, 2012 at 12:21pm

i dont secretly want one. i SAY OPENLY there needs to be one and i think i can sum this up in one big reason.

1. FOR SO MANY REASONS AND FOR FAR TO LONG. NATURE HAS NEEDED TO HIT A RESET BUTTON AND GET RID OF ALL THE EXCESS BAGGAGE AND RUBBISH OF HUMANITY AND GIVE THIS PLANET A CLEAN FRESH START. NO BETTER TIME THEN THE PRESENT! BRING ON THE ZOMBIES!!!

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on April 2, 2012 at 5:08pm

hell, i could dig another revolution. thin out the idiots and hit the reset button one way or another. lol. i would prefer a z-poc though. make things more interesting.

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Wayne on April 2, 2012 at 11:26am

Part of me really wants SOMETHING to happen, just the monotany of life is fuckin wit me...lol, I cant say I really WANT a zombie apocalypse to happend, I mean, the massive deaths of friends and family and destruction to mankind, have to be pretty heartless to really want that, also, God forbid it happens and I dont make it, I mean shit, theres no guarantee Id even make it, I assume I would, but I cant know for sure...but, still, itd be kinda cool none the less lol

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on April 2, 2012 at 5:16pm

i have ALWAYS said that there needed to be a thinning of the idiots via a z-poc. other then my wife's family, my family and my Komradz. there is not much out there that wins my mercy other then those three groups. mankind has gotten lazy and listless over the centuries and needs a massive enema to clear the constipation out. if that makes me a heartless fuck. then so be it. lol. but there are to many benefits then drawbacks to having a full blown z-poc. so i say bring on the stinkers. its long overdue. lol.

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Permalink Reply by Aubrey Dontneedaknow on April 6, 2012 at 12:57pm

I hear ya. It would be a tragedy for something like that to actually happen and at the same time there's a certain level of fascination that comes with 'well, what if it did.'

 My five reasons?

 

1. I wouldn't seem so fucking weird. I kid you not I sincerely go through my life and carry myself as if at any moment I need to be an effectual leader in life or death situations. I don't really know why I just feel the need to be perfectly and flawlessly prepared for disaster and when it comes to my social life or interpersonal relationships, I choose people based on their strength in the real world and how easily they'd cope to the black and white logic of survival. Needless to say I come off pretty cold and unemotional.

 

2. It's cool. Everything is free and at my disposal. If I see a Boughotti Veyron it's mine to drive as freely as I want. The possibilities of freedom in a zombie apocalypse are limitless. You could build an all new society.

 

3. The cleansing of humanity. Let's face it: there are way too many people on the planet and majority of them are fucking stupid and/or useless. Misguided. A bother. The planet is dying, resources are drying up, the less people the better. Give the planet, nature, time to reboot itself and let the strong, deserving folk inherit the planet.

 

4. Physical fitness. In the real world a good way to get in shape is to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. ijs. cardio, martial arts, proper dieting -- cuz you know there won't be much to eat. If you've never taken jui jitsu in the mindset one day you will be at the kickassery level of Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil or some like character, you have not had ZA fun in real time.

 

5. Personal development. Who you are truly surfaces. There's no more comfort. No more laxity. No more. It forces the true you to the surface and personal development becomes instinctual. It's almost like evolution. Something happens we adapt to the world, we become better human beings.

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Tom☭ on April 2, 2012 at 10:32pm

Its basically like we want to test our surviving skills and think that they can survive it

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on April 3, 2012 at 1:42am

true. but as a whole. civilization needs a major overhaul and a z-poc would be just the ticket.

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Permalink Reply by Komrad Wayne on April 3, 2012 at 3:31pm

there are still alot of good people in the world, you know? They just get overshadowed by the overwhelming number of fucking idiots...

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Permalink Reply by KOMRAD RHINO☭ on April 6, 2012 at 12:01am

that is why i quit trying to figure out who is good and who is not. my wife has a theory about zombies. she feels they will be put here to eat the assholes of the world and spare the good people. if her theory is right, i say fuck it and let the zombies do what they do and then eat up the assholes and reset things. lol.

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Permalink Reply by MALICE☭ on April 6, 2012 at 9:58am

Lets hope her theory is correct because i know some big assholes to feast on! 

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Permalink Reply by MALICE☭ on April 5, 2012 at 8:03pm

I agree with #5. Guilt Free Violence (That's Politically Correct)!

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Permalink Reply by Zombie Killa on September 18, 2012 at 12:04am

#4.

Free Stuff, Without All That Damned Work

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